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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 05:09 PM
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talk me down.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 05:12 PM
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1. I wouldn't be able to hear you talk me down.
Cuz I'd be screaming too loud.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 05:14 PM
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2. There's a skydiving club a few miles from where I live.
All summer I get to see them falling out of the sky.

I keep remembering what they told me in the Army.

Only 2 things that fall out of the sky.
Bird turds and fools.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 05:26 PM
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6. Childhood friend went through ROTC
Said the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen was that big, blue parachute opening up above him.
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 05:15 PM
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4. pretty thin air up there.
I love the masking tape on whatever that box is under his butt. :D
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 05:15 PM
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3. At this point, I think gravity will just have to do its job.
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 05:15 PM
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5. I was going to yell JUMP JUMP
but you've got that damned parachute on...

Take off the chute take off the chute!

Doug D.
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