Possible leaked Memo from Steve Schmidt about this week!

[Vote2008]

Can't verify this is real but worth reading.......

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Here are the daily campaign messages for the next week. Will these work? hell, I don't have any fucking idea at this point, but we have to try something. If you have an idea for a daily theme please let me know ASAP. Or if your friends or family have ideas, we want those also!

And also make sure your friends in the business know I am available for work November 10th!

Steve Schmidt

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Tuesday October 28th - There may be some evidence Obama was on the Grassy Knoll in Dallas (how old was he then??) Force a denial from Obama!!! Photoshop something.

Wednesday October 29th - Obama is 1/2 White and 1/2 Black. Do we know what color Obama really is? Does anyone really know? Force Obama to tell us his true color.

Thursday October 30th - Have you ever seen Obama drive a car? Has anyone? Can he drive a car? Does he even know what a car is? Do you want a president who cannot drive a car? How can he save the auto industry when he cannot drive a car. Is Lee Iocacca a Republican? Is he alive? Have him insult Obama and his lack of driving ability.

Friday October 31st - Today is halloween. It is a scary day. Obama is scary. That is all I fucking have. Just run with it for gods sake.

Saturday November 1st - Obama used a lot of the same words in his book "The Audacity of Hope" that were in the English translation of Mein Kampf. Coincidence? I don't think so!!

Sunday November 2nd - It's Sunday, talk about God or something. Have Palin say something the right wing nut jobs will like. Maybe that God hates 1/2 black non-drivers.

Monday November 3rd - Last day before the shit hits the fan for me. Try one of the following until one works: Experience, War, Change, Reverend Wright, Resko, Acorn, Terrorist, Muslim, Drugs, Socialism, Jesse Jackson, Country First, Abortion, Taxes, liberals, War. Who am I kidding, it doesn't fucking matter. Tomorrow we are going to be on the receiving end of a first class ass kicking.

[Jade Fox]

1. funny nt

[jkshaw]

2. Sounds like something from The Onion.

[HughMoran]

3. :(

nothing is funny to me right now :(

[HughMoran]

4. :(

nothing is funny to me right now :(

[Vote2008]

8. Sure you can laugh! It keeps you sane!

[HughMoran]

10. I can't laugh right now

:(

[DerekJ]

5. LOL .. Did you write this?

[Vote2008]

7. Yes. Because I can't sleep until Tuesday night! :-)

[DerekJ]

9. That was pretty good actually, made me laugh.

[Vote2008]

12. Thanks!

[KansasVoter]

13. Maybe next Wednesday?

[Katha]

6. No way this is real

but I bet it approximates Schmidt's inner anxiety!

[KansasVoter]

14. I bet he is crapping now!

[vixengrl]

11. Oh--K&R!

That's just funny as hell! :rofl:


Monday November 3rd - Last day before the shit hits the fan for me. Try one of the following until one works: Experience, War, Change, Reverend Wright, Resko, Acorn, Terrorist, Muslim, Drugs, Socialism, Jesse Jackson, Country First, Abortion, Taxes, liberals, War. Who am I kidding, it doesn't fucking matter. Tomorrow we are going to be on the receiving end of a first class ass kicking.


Dang, sounds just like the McCampaign!

[KansasVoter]

15. Not far from the truth!