"The Latest Poll" ..... LOL... is this for real?

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http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/07/opinion/07kalcheim.html?pagewanted=print&position=

September 7, 2004

OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR

The Latest Poll
By LEE KALCHEIM




40 percent of parents who dislike 30 percent of their children prefer George W. Bush.


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60 percent of households that fly flags think America can do no wrong 26 percent of the time.


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70 percent of women who think Mr. Bush is more likeable than their husbands prefer John Kerry.


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52 percent of people with wall-to-wall carpeting dislike Mr. Bush's plan for redecorating Iraq.


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98 percent of people who are hearing-impaired like 50 percent of what they hear from Mr. Bush.


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100 percent of Spanish-American War veterans are dead.


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98 percent of World War I veterans can't remember the name of either candidate. Both prefer Coolidge.

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