My Wife is pissed cause I don't have conservative values

[BOSSHOG]

She says she wants a $150,000 wardrobe, that we can charge it and if we can't pay the bill we'll just get bailed out. After watching the news the past couple of nights, she said she was pissed cause I'm not a conservative.

My darling wife is a great liberal, she just doesn't throw things at the TV.

[mtnester]

1. She just does not have things at her disposal to throw

I find that the little running socks, done up in twos (folded together with on sock tucked onto the other at the top bit) make EXCELLENT projectiles to blast at the TV.

Get he a stash of them next to her fav TV watching chair..or some little, soft plush animals, they throw nice too!

example of sock folding:



(PS, my hubs hates to have his socks folded like that, whereas it is the only way I fold mine)

[formercia]

8. I prefer a Remington 870 Magnum pump shotgun.

My wife doesn't approve either. :rofl:

[roguevalley]

9. I reserve such weapons for spiders only. ;)

[formercia]

11. Look dear, the mice just chewed another hole in the wall.

But I can see daylight, she says.

[RubyDuby in GA]

10. The better solution is a suction cup dart gun

It's the only way I made it through the 2004 debates.

[Cleita]

2. LOL! Good for your wife.

What are conservative values anyway?

Preemptive and perpetual war.
Torture.
I got mine so the hell with you.
Unbridled greed and laissez faire capitalism
Bigotry and racism
Misogynism
Lying and hypocrisy
The ends justify the means morality

[BOSSHOG]

4. Don't forget ignorance. They cherish that.

Don't need no stinking edumucashun!!

[Cleita]

6. Yes, thanks for adding that one! n/t

[succubus.blues]

3. I'm gonna have to agree with your wife.

:shrug:

[Lochloosa]

5. HUGE K/R. I just sent my wife an email saying the same thing.

Thanks.

[hvn_nbr_2]

7. You'll have to run up $150 *billion*, not *thousand*, in debt to be eligible for a Puke bailout. nt

[barack the house]

12. ...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

13. I don't know why, but I LOVE that picture.

Gives me chills. It's such a great contrast with Palin's $150k wardrobe and reminds you, visibly, which one has more in common with you.