"Sarah Palin Full Face Adult Latex Masks" sellin' like hotcakes on eBay, oh, you betcha. Yep. Yep.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://shop.ebay.com/items/_W0QQ_nkwZSarahQ20PalinQ20MaskQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_mdoZ

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Wonder if the rest of the costume will be a Klan robe and hood?

[nichomachus]

2. I'd buy one for Halloween, but I'm going for scariest costume this year and

I've decided to go as a 401K statement.

[LSparkle]

4. OMG - now THAT is creative!

Not to mention SCARY ...

[tridim]

3. I bet the majority are selling to freepers..

and they're not using them as halloween masks, if you get my drift.

[DJ13]

5. Ewwww

:spank:

[KansDem]

8. You mean Mrs. Freeper will get a surprise Halloween gift from Mr. Freeper?

Like, when they're both getting ready for bed?

:rofl: ...could happen! Could happen!

Mr. Freep: "C'mon, honey! Just this once? Ah wanna know what'd be like to make love to a potential Vice-President!"
Mrs. Freep: "Well, then, I'll put on my 'Joe Lieberman' mask!"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. I need to open my skull so I can SHOWER MY BRAIN after reading that

Dear GOD, I know you're RIGHT, but I don't WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE RIGHT.

:rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. DUPE (DU posting bug) n/t

[Ian David]

6. There's also the "Not Sarah Palin" Inflatable Love Doll

October 9th at 6:11PM
Of Course There's a Sarah Palin Sex Doll
POSTED BY: Matthew Tobey

Once you get your hands on the Sarah Palin porno, you're obviously going to want to watch it with a friend, right?

Well, if you're finding them in short supply like me, fear not, because a company called Topco Sales has created the This Is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll. I assume it's named as such to avoid libel suits and confusing Todd Palin.

And like, all great masturbatory aids, it comes complete with a press release...

The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' won't debate you -- and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

"Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy -- having been manufactured in China and all," says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales."

I'm sure the doll is nice, but the hair on my Joe Biden sex doll is much more authentic-looking.




More:
http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/10/09/of-course-theres-a-sarah-palin-sex-doll/

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. "...to avoid libel suits and confusing Todd Palin..."

I've gotten the feeling that the First Dude might not be the sharpest pencil in the bunch.

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. I'll bet a McCain tongue shot mask would also sell like hotcakes

The one where he looks like Igor from a Frankenstein movie.