Palin, Palin, Palin, Palin -- The Rainbow Tour

[princehal]

People of America, I send you the Rainbow of Alaska


Texas has fallen to the charms of Sara
She can do what she likes, it doesn't matter much

She's our lady of the new world with a golden touch

She filled a bull-ring, forty-five thousand seater

But if you're prettier than Dubya, that's not hard


Perry's reign in Dallas should see out the Decade
So you've just acquired an ally who
Looks as secure in his job as you

But more important current political thought is
Your Running Mate's a phenomenal asset, your trump card




Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour
It's been an incredible success
We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts

Will Evita win through?
But the answer is yes


There you are, I told you so
Makes no difference where she goes
The whole world over just the same
Just listen to them call her name
And who would underestimate the Govenor now?


Now I don't like to spoil a wonderful story
But the news from Nevada isn't quite as good
She hasn't gone down like they thought she would
Nevada is unconvinced by Republican glory
They equate Palin with Mooselini, can't think why


Did you hear that? They called me a whore!
They actually called me a whore!


But Signora Palin it's an easy mistake
I'm still called an admiral
Yet I gave up the sea long ago


More bad news from Rome; she met with the Pope
She only got a rosary, a kindly word

I wouldn't say the Holy Father gave her the bird
But papal decorations, never a hope

She still looked the part at St. Peter's, caught the eye



Will Sara win through?
But the answer is ...
A qualified
Yes


Sara started well, no question, in Florida
Shining like a sun through the post-war haze
A beautiful reminder of the care-free days
She nearly captured the Floridians, she sure had the chance
But she suddenly seemed to lose interest
She looked tired


Face the facts, the Rainbow's starting to fade
I don't think she'll make it to the Colorado now


It wasn't on the schedule anyhow


You'd better get out the flags and fix a parade
Some kind of coming home in triumph is required



Would Sara win through?
And the answer is
Yes
And no
And yes
And no
And yes
No



Would Evita win through? But the answer is
Yes
Yes
Yes