What planet is McCain on?

[SoxFan]

"I think she's the most qualified of anyone recently who has run for vice president to tell you the truth," - John McCain.

Joe Biden: Six term US Senator
Dick Cheney: Congressman, Defense Secretary, WH aide
Joe Lieberman: US Senator, state attorney general, state senator
Al Gore: US Senator, congressman
Lloyd Bentsen: US Senator, congressman, county judge
Dan Quayle: US Senator, congressman
George H.W. Bush: Congressman, UN Ambasador, director of the CIA, liason to China
Walter Mondale: US Senator, state attorney general
Jack Kemp: Congressman, HUD Secretary

[whistle]

1. John McCain like L.J. Lawrence in the 12 Monkeys is from the Planet Ogo

"Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?"

[teenagebambam]

2. Bizarro World

That explains his chalky complexion

[TheKentuckian]

3. I put her in the bottom 100 million possible applicants

but I guess Senator McCain and I will have to agree to disagree.

I don't personally know many (if any) less fit people than Palin.

[Life Long Dem]

4. I think this is his stand-up act. When he says "to tell you the truth",

you then know he is joking!