So the female version of Joe Sixpack...

[WCGreen]

Would that be Wendy Wine Cooler...

Or Mindy Merlot...

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. caribou barbie! NT

[jpgray]

2. Jane Boxwine

[Lance_Boyle]

3. Sarah Saks? Nanny Nieman?

Or I guess we could put it a bit more succinctly - $2500/day ho.

[riqster]

5. Damn, even Spitzer didn't pay that much nt

[WCGreen]

6. He got a blow job or two I would imagine...

He knows how to get value from his money...

[riqster]

9. True. The Reep donors are only getting screwed in the figurative sense. nt

[liberal N proud]

4. Sarah the Stripper

[bluedawg12]

7. There is no equivalent, it is by definition a partriarchy

the women have a hard life, trying to live on $35,000/year or less, maybe working some lousy job, having several kids to raise, while Joe thinks he is being patriotic by dissing everyone who is not like him, believing Saddam attacked us on 9-11, but never signing up for active duty and ignoring his dwindling buying power while we drain $5 billion dollars/month down the Iraq hole.

Don't know for sure, just guessing, but that or something like that might be the life of Mrs. Six Pack.

Maybe someone can flesh out that demographic more accurately, I do wonderwho she is. I suspect it's not all that great a life currently.

[Bluenorthwest]

8. Jane Sixfigures

Needless Markup all the way!

[seabeyond]

10. no.... jill the sixpack. are you kidding, they dont drink wine. i have to finish

a bottle when i open one up.

[WCGreen]

13. Mrs. WCGreen

agrees....

[uppityperson]

11. Why is someone who drinks a 6-pack considered typical American?

Guess I must associate with too many libruls with low moral values and not enough alcoholics?

[ogneopasno]

14. It's what all the Joe Lunchbuckets became when the factories closed.

nt

[bridgit]

12. Becky Boone's Farm