Vote in People for the American Way Palin Haiku contest

[eridani]

I think they'd like it if you were a member.

1.
Is that Tina Fey?
Because this is comic gold.
Wait, she's serious?

— Daniel Carroll

2.
No experience?
Dangerous right-wing ranting?
"Perfect!" says McCain.

— John Culhane

3.
Habeas corpus
And that pesky Bill of Rights.
Who needs' em? WINK. WINK.

— Jean Hall

4.
Do you want McCain
To choose a Supreme Court judge
Like he chose Palin?

— Scott & Susan Hanway

5.
Hiring only friends,
Firing the librarian:
That's Sarah Palin.

— Leslie Harris

6.
Heard Sarah's packing.
Not sure what. Tailored clothing?
Heat? The Supreme Court?

— Wenzel Jones

7.
Palin knows nothing
About the Constitution.
Puppets don't have to.

— Madeleine Kane

8.
The Constitution
Now in the toilet by Bush
McCain will flush it

— Karl Kauffman


9.
The "Supremes" will sing
"Roe, Roe, Roe Your Vote Away"
If McCain conducts

— Barbara Peckham

10.
Wastin' away on
The bridge to Scalia-ville:
Yikes! Thanks but no thanks

— Dean Sluyter

11.
Dust thick on text books.
Evolution was a fad.
Science dead? You betcha.

— Laura Welch

12.
McCain is ailin'
Chooses hockey mom Palin
You betcha, we're pucked!

— Chaunce Windle

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[FemaleDemfromMass]

1. I've never done Haiku

Let me know if this is right.

She's failin Palin,
opens her mouth inserts foot.
McCain let her talk!

[eridani]

3. Yep--5-7-5

Those dratted haiku
Running out of syllables
Before you even

[stillcool]

2. those are great..

#4 is my favorite..

[IamyourTVandIownyou]

4. Kablooey

Moose blood splurts upwards
Hunter cocks rifle again
Moose blood splurts upwards