Am I in pro-America or anti-America?

[Drunken Irishman]

I live in Salt Lake City, which is in very conservative Utah. However, Salt Lake is home to Rocky Anderson, the man often painted as un-American.

He was our mayor for eight years.

We haven't had a Republican lead our city in 30 years.

Does this mean I'm a half-American?

[Ian David]

1. That makes you a commonwealth. n/t

[HeraldSquare212]

2. Or just anti-pro-American, as opposed to pro-anti-America or, even worse, Muslim.

[clydefrand]

3. I'd say you're a Drunken Irish American. :-)

[kwolf68]

5. I'll take a

Smithwicks please

[greenmutha]

7. LOL! n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. You're Murkin to the nutters if you call it Aw-Maw-Raw-Kawww

[EastTennesseeDem]

6. Use the Jon Stewart formula

(Town's population x Average price of a local cup of coffee + Art house movie theaters x No. of streets named after MLK Jr.) / (No. of pieces of identification needed to buy a Sudafed x No. of people who wear trucker hats in your town - No. of truckers x <1 / No. of houses of worship - Synagogues - No. of bars>)

If the answer is less than ten, then you're a real American.

[pansypoo53219]

8. if i can't be american,

can i be canadian?

[Debi]

9. You're posting on DU...

that should be answer enough for Gov. Palin :patriot:

[casus belli]

10. All of that is irrelevant. Do you have an American flag magnet?

I'm guessing that and a "these colors don't run" t-shirt makes you a shoo-in for patriot of the week.

[Lucy Goosey]

11. Well, you're probably better equipped to pass as pro-American than many of us.

If you can prevent yourself from talking politics with those around you, that is.

[ddeclue]

12. To Help You Out, I've created this simple color coded map for you

If you live in one of the "blue" areas you are an "Anti-American"

If you live in one of the "red" areas you are a "real American"

Funny thing though there seem to be more and more "Anti-Americans" every time this map gets updated...

:rofl: