If McCain were walking through your neighborhood, what would you say to him?

[Hugabear]

First thing that popped in my mind would be "GET OFF MY GRASS!"

But I'd probably ask him why he wants to tax my health benefits, and how he plans to insure all those people whose employers will decide to quit offering health benefits.

[hisownpetard]

1. Hey, Mister, get off my lawn!

[1corona4u]

2. Why are you such a fucking liar? Do you think people are that stupid?

[HughBeaumont]

3. "Stop incitin' the hatred, money."

"The wealthy don't need MORE breaks."

[NC_Nurse]

4. I no longer have one ounce of respect for you. Was it worth it?

[alsame]

"Shame on you"

[JohnMcCant2008]

5. Did you make poopies in your pants again Senator? nt

[IndianaGreen]

6. Get off my lawn!

I might even send my "evil" dog after him.

:evilgrin:

[napi21]

7. NOTHING! I'd stay in the house until he was GONE! n/t

[SoonerPride]

8. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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[atreides1]

9. Here's My Question

"Senator McCain, how do we know that you won't break under the strain of being President, when you broke while you were a POW."

[EnviroBat]

10. Get back on your stupid fucking bus asshole!

Your stinking up the place!

McCain, I ain't your friend...

[BlooInBloo]

11. "Hi coward!"

[Emit]

12. I say, "Hey, stop stealing my Obama signs!"

[uponit7771]

13. Why is giving tax credits to 40k & under "resdistribution" while givin 700 billion to banks "needed"

[Heather MC]

14. I would ask, what did his daughter Bridget say when he told the family that

the same people who dragged her through the mudd in 2000, would now be on his campaign payroll?

Did you tell Bridget you were doing this?
Does she know? Can you look her in the face and explain why you did this?

[DeepBlueDem]

15. I would cross my arms, ask tough questions and interrupt him each chance i get

meet Mike the Mechanic.

[Arugula Latte]

16. I'll point and say: "There's the gutter. Don't you have some wallowing to do?"

[Blaq Dem]

17. The same thing the Michigan workers told him - OBAMA! OBAMA!

Hey, it ran him out of MI.

[TexasObserver]

18. Hey, Crash! You're the only ACE to down five of OUR planes!!

[youthere]

19. I'd ask him to stand in the calf waterer and grab the top fence wire.

[CPschem]

20. "i'm not your friend"

n/t

[shraby]

21. I'd place myself prominently on the sidewalk

and turn my back on him. No sense in even asking him a question. It would be an exercise in futility. I don't argue with fools or drunks, and he qualifies for the first one.

[Tutankhamun]

22. I'd tell him he should have tried to get a TV show after 2000 instead of this.

[stillcool]

23. Call 911..

[Phentex]

24. Would you like some pie?

Or would you prefer to eat crow?

:)

[Ozma]

56. That's a GREAT one! n/t

[olegramps]

25. Get off the grass!

[Terran]

26. "I used to respect you."

But you sacrificed your honor and your integrity in order to win this election.

[Mz Pip]

27. Do you really think

you have a shot at winning California?!?! :rofl:

[CADEMOCRAT7]

28. Do you think you got used by the group that told you to pick Palin ? n/t

[rvablue]

29. What has happened to you, sir? I've always disagreed with you but had some respect. Not anymore! n/

[fed_up_mother]

30. Nothing. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. :)

[markevil]

31. Can I help you cross the street?

[CTyankee]

32. "Why are you here?"

And furthermore:

"I live in New Haven, CT because I value people who are progressive, tolerant and highly intelligent. You are disturbing my peace by your very presence in my wonderful city. Please leave."

[daggahead]

33. "You're no friend of mine." n/t

[Avalux]

34. I would do this..........

I would walk up to him with a smile and shake his hand. I would tell him there was a time that I respected him and that I am saddened he has allowed the GOP machine to destroy any integrity he may have had. I would tell him he will lose this election and will live with the failure the rest of his life because he sold his soul to the devil.

I would then tell him to have a nice day and walk away.

[jberryhill]

35. Do you need directions? Are you looking for Mr. Puddles? /nt

[cliffordu]

36. "Fuuuuuuuuuck Youuuuuuuuuuuu"

[truthisfreedom]

37. "Hey John!" *waves* "Sorry about the election! How's Sarah?"

"She's getting time off for good behavior, right?"

[Erin Elizabeth]

38. Are you lost? Do you need help?

You have to call for the senior shuttle to pick you up for doctor's appointments, do you need someone to call it for you?

[mokawanis]

39. I'd ask him about robocalls

and if he understands that most people don't approve of using such a sleazy tactic.

[kiranon]

40. Hello Senator. n/t

[HughMoran]

41. Please retire!

.

[WindRiverMan]

42. "Better hope you can outrun my dogs".

[Divine Discontent]

43. being advanced in age - you know you have to confront God soon...

MORE AT www.cafepress.com/warisprofitable

[Starbucks Anarchist]

44. "Are you lost?"

[Vinca]

45. I'd ask him how I can pay for a $12,000 health insurance policy with $5,000. nt

[AZBlue]

46. "How the hell do you live with yourself?"

[snooper2]

47. I'd try to give him a high five

I know, bad :spank:

:evilgrin:

[endarkenment]

48. You sir are a disgrace. nt

[OswegoAtheist]

49. "Resign in shame!"

If I were elected to Congress, every speech I gave would be ended with the phrase, "and Senator McCain should resign in shame." Every. Frakkin'. Speech. Just like they did in the old days.

Oswego "Carthago delenda est" Atheist

[TriMetFan]

50. What the HELL happen to you.

Why did you drink the kool-aide?

[riqster]

51. "How can a man who betrayed his nation

...while a POW ever be trusted not to do so again if placed under sufficient pressure?"

[yodoobo]

52. You wouldn't be allowed in your house or your street

During the walk-through.

No. Pro Obama folks would be rounded up to a 1st amendment zone several blocks away from your home.

[ieoeja]

53. "Good luck." n/t

[Whalestoe]

54. If he had no SS with him, I'd go punch him in the mouth.

[Occam Bandage]

55. "I respected you in 2000. You sold your honor. Now you have nothing to offer America."

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

57. @#$% ^&*())!!!!!! nt

[Lydia Leftcoast]

58. I wouldn't have to say anything

He's be stunned by the fact that my strongly DFL neighborhood has like about 95% Obama signs on its lawns.

Actually, the whole urban part of the Twin Cities metro area is a DFL stronghold. McCain knew what he was doing when he held his rallies in the extreme northern and extreme southern suburbs, home of the megachurches and never set foot in the actual central Cities.

[Ganja Ninja]

59. "YOU SUCK!"

Then I turn on the sprinklers.

[RollWithIt]

60. Hey John, my wife is in the PTA, can she be VP, daughters not pregnant!

hehe