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randr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 08:49 AM
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It is time to apologize to all Blondes who have been offended by blond jokes
Edited on Sun Oct-19-08 09:19 AM by randr
We have a new bobble head queen and she is a brunette.
My condolences go out to all the brown haired peoples who may be offended by association with the new archetype of stupid.
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 08:52 AM
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1. That would be "blonde" with an e. Where is Dan Quayle
when we really need him

:) :) :)
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 08:53 AM
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2. You're assuming all fair-haired people are female?
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:01 AM
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3. You're startling me with that remark. I never heard a dumb blonde
joke about a man. What have I been missing?
:)
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:20 AM
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4. Actually, in this part of the world, we tell them as unisex Norwegian jokes.
We get away with it because everybody's Norwegian. (Not me, actually--I'm a Dane, but I can "pass.")
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:55 AM
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6. Where I'm from originally (Germany) we tell them as unisex
jokes about people from East Prussia and Poland.
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 11:28 AM
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8. No, strictly a spelling=gender thing
Blonde = female person of light hair color

Blond = male person of light hair color


I went to school during the Late Middle Ages, when they still taught that kind of stuff.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 03:39 PM
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9. Yes, I know. That was the point of my comment.
Actually, I believe the the English spelling parallels that of the original French.
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 09:24 AM
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5. Too late to apologize!!!
:mad:
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No Elephants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 10:24 AM
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7. Don't it make my brown eyes blue? (And not in the good, true blue way.)
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 03:40 PM
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10. most blonds i know are actually brunettes, i don't one actual non dyed blond.
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AZBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 03:41 PM
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11. I know one real blonde. The rest of us are all bottle blondes.
Yup, I said "us."
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-19-08 03:46 PM
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12. i'm not even sure i know what my natural hair color is anymore, it sure isn't "Spicy Walnut"
that's my Aveda color.

:D
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 10:24 AM
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13. True
Hillary: blonde

Palin: brunette

Enough said........

:D
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