why do all the crazy Republican women smile so big when they are lying and slinging mud

[BklynChick]

Sarah Palin
Nancy Pfottenhauer
Cindy McCain
Michelle Bachman

add to the list...

[steve2470]

1. bullshit always goes down easier when they smile nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. It's their unique way of faking an orgasm.

[TomInTib]

6. I don't think they're faking it. I think it's the only way they can have one. nt

[Puzzler]

8. Because they're essentially low-down bottom of the barrel...

... low-budget info-mecial hosts. You've seen the type of late night TV... smiling away with that forced smile as some loud-mouthed guy demonstrates the "miracle blender' for the umpteenth time before a tiny paid audience. Except, the product they're selling is Republican talking points, and not blenders.

[BlueManDude]

3. because they are insane.

[BlooInBloo]

4. Hater-lady reminds me of the Florida bewbies-woman.

[fascisthunter]

5. Because They Believe in Perception over Reality

they also believe it works on most people around them.

[BklynChick]

19. I think you're onto something....

[HereSince1628]

7. Maybe their lips have been stretched by caucus activities.

[peace frog]

9. Fascism with a smile

[Overseas]

20. Now this won't hurt one bit. //eow

EOW
end of world

[blogslut]

10. In the animal world, bearing teeth is not a happy thing.

Take from that what you will.

[theoldman]

11. It's not just the women, the Republican men I know do the same

thing. Of course that smile turns into a frown when I point out the error of their ways. Both the men and women are so confident that they are right and that they will be able to outsmart you. I have also noticed that the ones with the biggest smile are generally the biggest religious hypocrites.

[Vinca]

12. They're Stepford wives - wind 'em up and they spew hate and lies. nt

[Disturbed]

14. Repugs smile while spewing bile.

:puke:

[Hepburn]

13. Capped teeth and bad plastic surgery. n/t

[Bippity Boo]

15. More names for your list...

Michelle Malkin
Ann Coulter
Laura Bush

[ladjf]

16. That's "method acting". Smiling is part of the lying method. nt

[quaker bill]

17. They went to modeling school

If you have not noted, all pageant contestants smile, all the time, regardless of what they are saying. It is just the training.

[jazzjunkysue]

18. OK. That's it. You're all gettin' a DUzy. Hold still.

K&R

[Overseas]

21. Side effect for Irritable Bowel Syndrome medication? //e

[Eric J in MN]

22. In the case of Michele Bachmann,

...I think she's happy because she's sure that Jesus loves her.

Of course, I can't read her mind, but that is my hunch.

[steve2470]

23. I think Stalin smiled a lot too nt

[Sheltiemama]

24. The men do it, too.

My father thinks they take classes in it.

[gabby garcia]

25. "the better to eat you with..

my dear!"

[Gold Metal Flake]

26. Because they are enjoying it.

[foxfeet]

27. Botox, Vicodin and Haldol. In no particular order. nt

[progressiveforever]

28. 'cause they think their sooooo pretttttttttty--- may they broil in hell