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Edited on Fri Oct-17-08 06:54 PM by Essene
For a clean link with formatting, go here: http://political-zazen.blogspot.com/2008/10/sarah-palin-quiz.html===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+=== ===+===+=== The Sarah Palin Quiz v1.0 ===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+=== How well do you REALLY know Sarah Palin? Test your friends, family and colleagues!!! Correct answers are rewarded with moose-burgers by default, but you may opt for a fresh garden salad.1) Which of the following did Sarah Palin do PRIOR to getting booed by the Philly Flyers fans when she entered the ice with her 9 year old daughter?
A) got a lot of attention for showing up in Philly wearing a NY Rangers jersey
B) joked about using her 9 year old daughter as a cuteness shield in front of the crowd
C) both insulted the entire east coast and called herself a "hockey mom"
D) implied that her political opponent was dangerous & "palling around with terrorists"
E) all of the above
(if you answered E, you deserve a mooseburger for your appetite for the painful truth)
2) Under Palin, Alaska's federal pork-per-person rank in the country is:
A) 1 st
B) 15th
C) 25th
D) 50th
E) Nobody is counting
(if you answered A, you deserve a mooseburger for your justified cynicism)
3) Palin's greatest success as Governor is:
A) increasing taxes and regulation on oil so much that it's driving up prices for the rest of the USA while giving Alaska a $5 billion state budget surplus
B) installing a tanning bed in the Governor's mansion
C) opposing a shelter that serves troubled teen mothers
D) being cited for breaking State Ethics Law within a year of taking office as an anti-corruption reformer
E) seeking to maintain a failed state-controlled dairy industry
(if you answered A, you deserve a mooseburger and a $3200 check)
4) Governor Palin stated that Alaska "makes up 20% of America's domestic energy supply." By roughly how much was she off?
A) 20%
B) 200%
C) 400%
D) 600%
E) she didn't blink, Charlie
(if you answered D, you deserve a mooseburger)
5) Governor Palin increased the operating budget of Alaska:
A) True
B) False
(if you answered A, you deserve a mooseburger since you have a good eye for irony)
6) Sarah Palin brought in how much in Federal pork as Mayor of a town of 6000?
A) $27,000
B) $270,000
C) $2,700,000
D) $27,000,000
E) none
(if you answered D, you deserve a mooseburger and free entry to the Wasilla Sports Center)
7) There are local school systems in America with bigger budgets than the entire State of Alaska:
A) True
B) False
(if you answered A, you deserve a mooseburger on a cafeteria tray)
8) Sarah Palin's best nick-name is:
A) Caribou Barbie
B) Winky Mooselini
C) Sarah Barracuda
D) Governor Gidget
E) Chick Cheney
(if you answered B, you deserve a mooseburger with really tangy mustard)
9) Who designed and built the Palins' $552,000 waterfront 2-story house?
A) Todd Palin designed it and built it with some of his buddies
B) We have no idea, but a businessman at the center of the Ted Stevens scandal filed claim to right of a lien and supplied all the materials for the Palin's home.
(if you answered A, you do NOT deserve a mooseburger)
10) Todd Palin was a card-carrying Member of a militant secessionist Party that was once supported by Iran - and Gov Palin still supports them:
A) True
B) False
(if you answered A, you deserve a mooseburger and a quality beer)
11) Which did Sarah Palin use taxpayer time & money for?
A) attending religious events where she claimed her public policies were "God's Will"
B) paying herself extra to work from home rather than from the Capital
C) funding her old pentecostal church's recruitment center which teaches prophecy and revelation
D) her personal vendetta to get her ex-brother-in-law fired as a state trooper
E) all of the above
(if you answered E, you deserve a mooseburger and a receipt for it)
12) Sarah Palin claims she grew up in a non-denominational church. In reality, how many years growing up in a tongues-speaking Pentecostal church does that translate into:
A) 7 years
B) 17 years
C) 27 years
D) 37 years
E) I'd like to phone a friend
(if you answered D, you deserve a mooseburger for being able to translate BS)
13) Wasilla, Alaska locals have said the following about Sarah Palin:
A) she claimed that humans and dinosaurs walked earth together
B) she said "I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't"
C) that she really really did have an affair in the 1990s
D) that she sought to take over all the local townships and major institutions in the valley with evangelicals who shared her theocratic intentions
E) all of the above
(if you answered E, you deserve an arctic mooseburger aged to perfection)
14) There is video proof that her church of 37 years has people speaking in tongues, fighting witchcraft and engaging in "prophecy":
A) True
B) False
(if you answered A, you deserve a mooseburger as foretold by nostradamus)
15) Which of the following has Palin herself said is God's Will:
A) the rise of Alaska in world attention
B) her gas pipeline
C) the Iraqi war
D) her rise to power
E) all of the above
(if you answered E, you deserve a mooseburger to enjoy in the End of Days)
16) Which of the following is NOT one of Sarah Palin's children:
A) Trig
B) Luke
C) Willow
D) Piper
E) Track
(if you answered B, you deserve a mooseburger and a Daisy Duke poster)
17) Which of the following did Sarah Palin NOT say in the last two months:
A) Alaska is a microcosm of America
B) she's going to get rid of greed on Wall Street
C) she was vindicated by the Trooper-Gate report from all accusations of unethical behavior
D) she thinks her opponents are intelligent, decent people who deserve to be treated with dignity & respect
E) her family is very diverse
(if you answered D, you deserve a mooseburger to go with that depressing realization)
18) During a custody battle involving Palin's sister, a Judge issued a Court Order which explicitly told Sarah Palin to stop disparaging and harassing the Trooper in Trooper-gate:
A) True
B) False
(if you answered A, you deserve a mooseburger and a ticket to next month's Jerry Springer show)
19) Which of the following "family values" stories is FALSE:
A) Bristol Palin's teen fiance, Levi Johnston, didn't bother registering to vote
B) Todd Palin sits on Sarah's cabinet meetings and abuses power
C) Sarah Palin supports her children getting pregnant as teens and dropping out of school
D) The Palins love all of america
E) Sarah Palin has close friends who are lesbian even though she thinks it's a sinful "choice"
(if you answered D, you deserve a mooseburger for being pro-american)
20) Which one of the following statements is true?
A) Palin told Congress "thanks but no thanks" and that they could keep the money for the infamous Bridge to Nowhere
B) Palin made good on her promise to fund the Bridge to Nowhere with State funds rather than Federal funds
C) Palin returned the Federal money that Alaska had previously received for the Bridge to Nowhere
D) Palin blamed Congress for the Bridge not happening, then kept the money and spent it on the "Road to Nowhere" - while never fully shutting down the Bridge program.
E) Palin never supported the Bridge to Nowhere
(Answer is D, go ahead and eat a garden salad for getting this far
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