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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 11:58 PM
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Holy Fuck! My Toilet's Stopped Up!!!
And I can't afford Joe the plumber.

This is series!11!

Someone get Pat Buchanan on the horn!11! I need some hot fucking air to blast through my drain pipes right the fuck now.

:wtf:

Is it too much to ask for MSNBC to find someone who is not a certifiable, pathological lying sack of flaming crap to register an opinion? :eyes:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 11:59 PM
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1. You can call Joe Lieberman The Plumber because he sucks so hard
he'll be sure to suck out your clog.
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KathieG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:00 AM
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2. His lips are too chapped from kissing McCain's ass.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:05 AM
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4. Unfuckingbelievable.
I am so amazed at this shit I can't stop - I go from laughing so hard I want to cry to crying so hard I want to laugh.

But I do not want Lieberman anywhere near my house... I would be tempted to be mean.... :eyes:
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Bobbie Jo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:03 AM
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3. Didn't you catch the breaking news....Joe The Plumber has gone to bed.
Edited on Thu Oct-16-08 12:04 AM by bobbiejo
but.....he can be there on Friday between the hours 9am - 4pm.
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:14 AM
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5. Then Expect Some "Trickle Down" Downstairs
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:17 AM
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6. I am downstairs!
and i saw no ass kicking by that lame old fart...

Anyone see any ass kicking from McCrazy?
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:23 AM
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7. Don't you mean "holy shit" instead of "holy fuck"?
:D
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:26 AM
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9. No shit
:rofl:
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:26 AM
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8. Didn't Nixon know a thing or two about plumbers?
Maybe some of his plumbers are still kicking around?
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:57 AM
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11. All I know
is the idiot on MSNBC Pat Buchanan was a heck of a Nixon advisor ... Jeesh.
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gabby garcia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-16-08 12:28 AM
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10. my skin may be too brown for
Joe the Racis...I mean Plumber.
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