Steve Schmidt: This ship is unsinkable!

[Turn CO Blue]

Baghdad Bob has absolutely nothing on delusional, surrealist Steve Schmidt. Yesterday on NPR he said,

“We have ‘em just where we want ‘em in this race.”
(His campaign is) “well within striking distance.”

And the coup de grace and my personal favorite:

“We’re proud of the campaign we’ve run, it’s been a positive campaign,”


Unsourced highly-placed insiders reveal that the Lex Luther-looking former Rove protégé has also said:

~ “We’re not losing, we’re winning in another direction.”

~ "The Chicago Cubs will win the World Series this year"

~ "It is unsinkable. God himself couldn't sink this ship"

~ "I’m so glad Governor Palin has been cleared of any hint of ethical violations."

~ "We're gonna defeat them, just like Dewey defeated Truman!"

~ (You've got no arms left!) "It's just a flesh wound!"


Add your Schmidt-Orwell defiance, state-of-denial statements below!

[no_hypocrisy]

1. John Titanic McCain.

Famous last words.

[begin_within]

2. Isn't that what they said about

[ps1074]

3. Is it 1912?

[ClarkUSA]

4. Don't get complacent... there's still three weeks left to get those OBL tapes ready to launch.

Or maybe a "tense military standoff" with Iran. Or a missile attack from Israel towards the Syrian border. All thanks to McCain's
neocon friends everywhere.

I predict at least two separate OBL tapes will be released a few days before the election which will imply approval for an Obama win
because of his Muslim "roots" (or some such garbage made up by CIA creeps who are friends of Larry Johnson).

Let's do some serious GOTV from now until Election Day -- Team Obama needs help in battleground cities like Orlando, especially
on Election Day (voters need rides!).

[Turn CO Blue]

8. I'm pointing out

I'm pointing out that Steve Schmidt is delusional and deserves to be ridiculed, and that's one of the strongest offensive tactics out there.

[ginnyinWI]

5. "tis but a scratch!"

[VWolf]

7. I've had worse n/t

[VWolf]

6. Well what did you expect him to say?

"Forget it. It's over"

Not gonna happen. They've got to keep applying the lipstick to the fat lady.


Or something like that.

[yellowcanine]

9. Are you going to believe me or your lying eyes?

[yellowcanine]

10. There is light at the end of the tunnel!

[iiibbb]

11. I like this picture... kinda rubs Republicans' nose the best

[alcibiades_mystery]

12. "We're not retreating...we're attacking in another direction" (Marines at Chosin)

For some reason, the Marine Corps continues to consider this statement the height of brilliance.

:shrug:

[crossroads]

13. Thanks Steve! Obamas team is grateful for the job you are doing!

:sarcasm: :woohoo:

[Supersedeas]

14. Is he trying to convince himself or all of his Conservative brethren who are jumping ship?

[Bobbie Jo]

15. Another graduate from the Rovian School of Math.

:dunce:

[Turn CO Blue]

16. Yeah, Rove had "THE math" in 2006