Breaking: Palin invited to join The Pussycat Dolls

[jazzjunkysue]

http://www.kget.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=8884f737-f3f0-40f7-9352-a0bf974f3171

Palin invited to join The Pussycat Dolls

Last Update: 10/08 12:47 pm

Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger has invited Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin to join the sexy girl group, if her election campaign fails in November.

The singer is convinced former beauty queen Palin has got what it takes to join the all-singing all-dancing five-piece.

The When I Grow Up hitmaker says, "She seems like a headstrong woman, a tough chick. And she's hot."

It's not the only offer on the table for the 44-year-old Republican governor of Alaska - Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has already asked her to strip naked in the famous men's magazine.

http://www.pcdmusic.com/

[BlooInBloo]

1. (shrug) She has no brain, no humanity, really nothing else to offer...

except her bewbies.

Thankfully, women with both brains and humanity ALSO have bewbies. So Palin is really completely 100% useless for ANYTHING.

[iamthebandfanman]

16. then shell fit right in with the pussy cat dolls?

oh snap!

[BlooInBloo]

17. Yup.

[muntrv]

2. Ick!! Palin is not a hottie!!

:puke:

[truthisfreedom]

3. Neither are most of the Pussycat Dolls, so no problem there.

[Chloroplast]

10. ...

:rofl:

[political_Dem]

4. Do these women know what Palin thinks about people of color?

They're crazy if they ignore what happened during the stump speeches.

[crispini]

5. Wait, are you telling me this ISN'T from the Onion?

I had to read it twice and I'm still not sure.

[jazzjunkysue]

7. Follow the link. I don't read the Onion, although, they're brilliant.

hey-Just because I read this on Freerepublic, it doesn't mean it's not true!

[crispini]

8. I was convinced you made that up.

What on earth would we do without Sarah Palin to laugh at? Amazing- the gift that keeps on giving from the McCain campaign. :rofl:

[lady raven]

6. She is a PERFECT fit.

Let's see:

vapid: check
talentless: check
only attractive because of heavy makeup: I wouldn't push it, but why not?
uses "sex appeal" to sell herself: check

I'd say she fits right in.

[jazzjunkysue]

14. You forgot, all that beauty pageant experience. And the heels!

This is her big chance!

[Motown_Johnny]

9. As Den Mother???

[Chloroplast]

11. LOL! Nicole is barely 10 years younger than Palin, no matter what she says.

[bkinsd]

12. Thanks a lot. I just laughed so hard I wet my pants!!!

[FrenchieCat]

13. Pussycat Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger is an Obama supporter.....

and was in the "Yes We Can" video. This is her sarcastic way of saying that when she loses,
she's suitable for some jobs, but not for others.

[jazzjunkysue]

15. Who says you can't learn something usefull on freerepublic...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2100816/posts

[muntrv]

18. How would Carribou Barbie feel about being around Melody Thornton who is black & Latina?

[salguine]

19. Seeing Sarah Palin joining the Pussycat Dolls would be like seeing

Hitler getting accepted to art school—who knows how the world might have been different?

[KingFlorez]

20. Nobody takes Palin seriously

If they did, we wouldn't see stories like this..

[XemaSab]

21. Sez Obama to all the FReepers:

"Don't you wish your candidate was HOT LIKE ME?" ;)