My populist loyalties are being seriously threatened by idiots...

[Zookeeper]

like this:
from the FOX news forum:

"Comment by Susan in Texas
October 9th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

OBAMA IS NOT BLACK HE IS MALANO 50% WHITE 50% BLACK SO IT IS NOT GOING TO BE HISTORY FOR THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT HE WHITE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MALANO NOT BLACK"


http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/10/07/debate1_1007/comment-page-339/#comments

This joins my other two new favorite freeperisms:

-Obama is a MASLEOUM.
-Obama believes in SATIN.

(I can supply links.)

Honestly, you can't make this stuff up.

What new lies and examples of mangling the English language by Freepers/Fundies and Rethugs have you found lately?

[Muttocracy]

1. SATIN!

:spray:

I actually was taking a sip - that was a close one!

[Zookeeper]

9. Oops. 'Sorry. n/t

[Muttocracy]

10. no harm done, and I'm still laughing hard. nt

[Chovexani]

24. Polyester is an abomination before the LORD

(No, really, it says that in Leviticus.)

[gmoney]

2. Perhaps this ad confused Susan in Texas...

[baldguy]

3. Susan can't spell

[Critters2]

4. Time for me to come clean...I believe in satin, too. And silk. Don't wear 'em much,

but I'll go to my grave believing they exist.

[dgibby]

22. Would that be silk as in

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, even if you do smear lipstick all over it?

[myrna minx]

5. I though Obama was Muslin. What is it with the freeps and fabrics?

"He white too". Was that typed by Tarzan?

[Muttocracy]

7. oh, that's right Muslin! Satin!

:rofl:

[myrna minx]

11. I also hear he supports gabardine! OMG!1!

:rofl:

[Muttocracy]

12. Is that a French fabrick???!!!!

[Zookeeper]

16. Me no think that funny...

The image “” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

Me think Cheetah been posting on FOX News again.

[myrna minx]

18. Is Cheetah poet? Dreaming of goat?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7407913&mesg_id=7407913

:rofl:

[Zookeeper]

20. Thanks for the link. I love this stuff! n/t

[myrna minx]

25. It's my pleasure. Your thread and Kurt and Hunter's are just hilarious.

:hi:

[eShirl]

6. he's a Mausoleum?

well, McCain has a decrepit manner. so there.

[Dr. Death]

19. A "decrepit manner"?

Is that one of his 8 houses that hasn't been well taken care of?

[sunnybrook]

8. Does Obama believe in silk?

What about linen? He is a sharp dresser, and I figured he would take a position on fabrics!

[Boojatta]

21. "Malano" is similar to "Milan"

Obama inspires Milan men’s runway styles

Donatella Versace dedicates 2009 collection to the presidential candidate

[Hepburn]

13. Malano???

Isn't that an SUV made by Nissan?

:shrug:


















:rofl: Just kidding!

[crispini]

14. I totally believe in SATIN also.

Migod that's excellent! :D

[Lubernaut]

17. I have a signed copy of the Satinic Pillow.

[sunnybrook]

33. Would you go so far

as to call yourself a satin worshipper? Do you engage in satinac rituals? Do tell!

[BlooInBloo]

15. DUers are fond of saying that shit too.

[LiberalHeart]

23. Wasn't he one of Linen's followers? Or didn't he cotton to him?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. He was born on Pepperidge Farm!

[WillyT]

30. I Always Knew He Was One Sharp Cookie !!!

:silly:

[jberryhill]

27. He does not believe in SATIN, He is a MUSLIN

[Zookeeper]

28. Yet another....

"Comment by R. Wood
October 11th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

...What is “un-American”? My definition is illegal alien, or somebody who aids or embeds them..."

[TooRaLoo]

29. Freeps. Stop wasting the oxygen.

[Zookeeper]

31. I like to laugh. n/t

[TooRaLoo]

32. That pic does it to me every time. nt