McCain bites dog. Interesting piece about campaign

[PretzelWarrior]

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October 10, 2008 Washougal, Wisconsin

John McCain faces slipping poll numbers and a divided campaign staff. Some are advocating a path where Senator McCain takes a day or two off the trail, retools his economic message, and launches a final wave of campaigning focused on the largest financial crisis since 1929.
Others including Rick Davis believe McCain should continue to raise questions about Obama's association with William Ayers, Reverand Wright and other questionable people Obama had dealing with in the past as a way to raise doubts about his judgement.

McCain himself sternly admonished reporters in the press gaggle traveling with his campaign, "My friends, I have won elections. I know where the votes are. I know how to win this election. I'll do it." Shortly after that, McCain veered between reporters and campaign workers as he looked at the carpet and mumbled something.

In other bad news for McCain, George W. Bush has just signed an executive order called the "Elect John McCain Act".

PSYCH!!!

[No Elephants]

1. Yeah, stick with that winning strategy, John. The indies love character assassination based on

stuff from 50 years ago, especially while their homes are getting foreclosed on.

[LiberalFighter]

2. McCain has won elections. As Senator yes. As President no.

Running for President is a different type of campaign.