Hey, is that asshole CHeney still alive? I haven't heard from him

[PretzelWarrior]

I just don't want to miss out on the perp walk.

Anyone know what Rummy the Dummy is up to? How about Chimp Gonzalez? I want to remember these evil men and their evil deeds for all time and help the chorus of those who demand jusice.

[tblue]

1. He's looking for Osama

I really think it's something along those lines. Prob w/ his Saudi buddies, stirring up trouble.

[mcctatas]

2. shhhhhh!!!!!

whatever you do don't say that name three times while looking in a mirror! :scared:

[rwenos]

3. Paraguay, Checking out the Airfield

Or maybe at Cheyenne Mountain, at NORAD HQ, planning the martial law declaration and cancellation of the election.

Or maybe with Kenny Lay in Thailand.

[PretzelWarrior]

8. hmm....is this a conspiracy theory I hadn't heard at DU yet?

So is Cheney going to join JFK, Hitler, and Kenny boy for a golf foursome over there with Elvis caddying?

[AndyTiedye]

4. Cheney and McCain are Working on a Duet Arrangement of "Bomb, Bomb, Iran"

[O.M.B.inOhio]

5. He had to return to a coffin with soil from his homeland.

[LaPera]

6. He's got to lie low...the republicans don't want no part of him (or Bush) they are not even

calling themselves republicans....on ballots they refer to themselves as "GOP".

We have to keep the pressure on and always call them what they are, not conservatives, NOT right-wing, or GOP - but what they all are......FUCKING REPUBLICANS!!

[JimDandy]

7. He's making sure all Bush administration documents are destroyed

before Obama shows up to throw their asses in prison.

[carnie_sf]

9. Blood sucking freaks

never die

[TheKentuckian]

10. They rolled him out to "whip Congress into shape" for the bailout

after an apparent epic fail he returned to his sarcophagus to continue to regenerate and meditate upon his Sith Holocron.

[PretzelWarrior]

11. lol. he got peeved when Patrick Leahy told him,

"Go fuck yourself, Cheney. Go fuck yourself."

[No Elephants]

12. He's in an undisclosed location. In Argentina. With his kinfolk.

[Borgnine]

13. He's... BEHIND YOU!

Boo!

I imagine that 100 years from now, children will sit around the campfire telling scary stories about Dick Cheney.