Leaked story from the Straight Talk Express

[Orrex]

Governor Palin and Senator McCain are meeting with their handlers in hope of formulating yet another last-ditch strategy to save their catastrophic campaign. Recent developments in Iraq have made their already hard-to-sell foreign policies seem even more disastrous.

"And ya know it sure keeps on getting worse and worse," winks the VP contender. "Just yesterday, three Brazillian soldiers died. You betcha."

The septugenarian war hero cradles his forehead in his palms and sighs. At last, he wheezes back into his chair and addresses his staff. "My friends, I want you send my condolences to the President of Spain immediately."

:evilgrin::rofl::evilgrin:

[yellowdogintexas]

1. SNORT!!!!!!!!!!!! nt

[Orrex]

2. Thank you, thank you!

;)

[Historic NY]

3. In John's mind were all prisoners now.......

[elshiva]

4. President of Spain, old whats-his-name.

:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

5. Hey, thanks for chiming in!

I didn't know that you even existed outside of you-know-where...

[elshiva]

6. You gave us a link in you-know-where...

:) Thank you. Did you make that up? Maybe McCain can see Mexico?

[Orrex]

7. I would never engage in such flagrant self-promotion

Not me. Never.

[Connonym]

8. well DUH clearly he meant President of Portugal!

;-) Excellent twist on that joke.

[Orrex]

9. The Brazillions joke is endlessly renewable

As long as we have dumbass Conservative buffoons to lampoon, the joke will be as fresh as it was on day one.