Okay that's close enough. Let's just CAPTION and say our goodbyes

[underpants]

[nomorenomore08]

1. Thought bubble over Cindy's head: "Jesus... ANOTHER woman I have to worry about John

screwing around with!"

:evilgrin:

[katty]

2. thank god! another one to keep johnny busy

[Forkboy]

3. "Pssst...I have John's dick in a jar, Sarah, so don't even think it."

:crazy:

[BuyingThyme]

4. Do I have to hug this defective dress-up doll every fucking time?

[Raine1967]

14. Were they BOTH thinking that? eom?

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. "Room 818 - the maid will let you in, pick out a negligee and get ready to rock"

[eissa]

6. Oh sweety, don't touch the clothes

they're worth more than that shithole town you come from.

[mscuedawg]

7. My 8 y/o says...."Air kiss...muah...muah"

[LiberalAndProud]

8. You may be his soulmate, but I'm wearing his ring.

[Myrina]

9. Is that a gold plated switchblade in Cindy's left hand?

:shrug:

[Cha]

10. Fucking ugly

skanks. Can I say that? It's my country they're lying their fucking asses off about.

[Youphemism]

11. "Can I borrow Todd tonight? It's been a looong time."

[Crankie Avalon]

12. "Whoa...are you here for the drag ball or are you just glad to see me?" nt

[TankLV]

13. repuke "air kiss" - how "genuine" she is!!!

such a "hockey mom"!!!

yeah - riiiiight...

[paregdem]

15. These 4 Are Doing It Right...

[rug]

16. They look like cousins at a funeral.

[Life Long Dem]

17. I'm telling you, you cannot "watch" or "read"...

THE NEWS! FOR.. crying out Loud!! IT'S The only thing keeping "YOU" GLUED TOGETHER!! HANG IN THERE PALIN... You can do it!

[1Hippiechick]

18. "There, there, Sarah. Don't let those mean, ol men with the cameras & microphones upset you."