You are cordially invited to this weekend's GOP white sheet rally (hoods optional)

[Cyrano]

Everyone is welcome, however, we would request that if you are black, Jewish, brown, oriental, Hispanic, or anything other than a REAL AMERICAN please disregard this invitation.

"That one" must be stopped and we must use any means necessary. It's time to stand up and defend REAL AMERICANS.

(Call your local Republican representative's office for rally locations in your area.)

Bring the wives and kids. The cross-burning finale will knock your socks off.

[traveller]

1. Somebody actually rec'd this piece of crap.

[Yes We Did]

2. It's satire. They forgot the sarcasm smiley

[Cyrano]

3. Geeeeeeez, does anyone think I needed to add a sarcasm smiley to that post???

[IsItJustMe]

10. You are dosh gone tootin they did. Oh hell yeah.

[Rocknrule]

4. Featuring special guest Grand Wizard Palin

and the skinhead "Hussein" cop who will portray the racist villian in the 3rd Harold and Kumar movie

[Cyrano]

5. Do you suppose that a trussed up moose will be brought in for targer practice?

[IsItJustMe]

6. Certainly you say this in jest, but then again, sometimes the truth is not far behind.

[Cyrano]

7. See post #3.

[IsItJustMe]

9. I love your sense of humor. We must have been cousins or something in a previous life.

[IsItJustMe]

8. Will Ted Nudget, Fox and friends me there? What about Rush and O'Reilly? And Hannity, a must.

[Cyrano]

12. Rush will not attend. He fears he will be mistaken for a moose.

[Borgnine]

11. Unlike Palin, I don't wear white after Labor Day.

*rimshot*