I defrauded investors and the gov't for billions and all I got was this stupid PUNCH TO THE FACE!

[nomorewhopper]

Lehman Brothers CEO Dick Fuld is PUNCHED IN THE FACE

Dick "It Wasn't My Fault" Fuld, the CEO of bankrupt investment bank Lehman Brothers, (seen here being heckled after testifying on Capitol Hill) was apparently punched in the face while working out in Lehman gym on the Sunday following the bankruptcy, according to CNBC's Vicki Ward.

Fuld testified before the House Oversight Committee yesterday, blaming everyone but himself for Lehman's collapse, an attitude that prompted Ward to confirm reports that he'd been punched in the face and to side with the attacker:

“From two very senior sources – one incredibly senior source – that he went to the gym after … Lehman was announced as going under. He was on a treadmill with a heart monitor on. Someone was in the corner, pumping iron and he walked over and he knocked him out cold. And frankly after having watched this, I’d have done the same too.”

http://consumerist.com/5060063/lehman-brothers-ceo-got-punched-in-the-face



It's a good start, but I'm kind of wishing somebody kicked him in the nuts instead....

[redqueen]

1. I think it's pointless.

We just need to take the money he didn't earn away from him. Take it back from him, and all of those like him. Punching him only gives him a little discomfort for a short time. Taking all his ill-gotten gains, that's hitting greedy people like him where it hurts.

[Aviation Pro]

3. Agree but there is a point to the end of that fist.....

....now let's take his money and make him poor.

[nomorewhopper]

5. agreed!

[Aviation Pro]

2. Dick Fuld?

You've got to be kidding me with that name. Where to start? How about....

Dick Fuck

[whistle]

4. Lehman Brothers CEO Dick Fuld looks like a Klingon from Star Trek

[Yavin4]

6. Dick Cheney, Dick Fuld, Dick Morris

The lesson here is, Don't Be A Dick.