John McCain - "We are all real estate agents now..."

[BlueIdaho]

In a stunning announcement - John McCain rolled out his plan to put the American economy back on track. In his breathtaking scheme each American will be responsible for selling their neighbors house. "Its all about making the deal" McCain said during Tuesday night's debate - "I believe the fundamentals of renegotiating sub-prime mortgages is strong and a pathway to a brighter future for all Americans."

Sadly his pitch fell flatter than a souffle dropped on the kitchen counter.

[central scrutinizer]

1. you forgot Ebay - we are all going to have yard sales, too

The new two income family

[CreekDog]

2. "which was the syle at the time"

[City of Mills]

3. Republicans have made me rich

I stand to be not only part owner of several banks, but possibly hundreds if not thousands of homes. It's not socialism, it's nationalism!

[sandnsea]

4. I really thought he meant the bail-out package

we have now. It'll be interesting to see what he's got in mind here.