Who is having celebratory sex tonight?

[AzNick]

I am. The mrs will not understand what's happening, I swear.

[Xenotime]

1. I think I will too.

[SwampG8r]

2. i think i will

wife is at work tho so i will have to do all the eavy lifting myself!

[Lasher]

3. I am.

Gonna dress up like a donkey and she's putting on her elephant outfit right now. Later we'll trade costumes.

[GoesTo11]

4. When is sex not celebratory?

[Kind of Blue]

5. Yeah, my husband and are elated. I think we must!

[Haole Girl]

6. I have a headache, honey

:rofl:

[jeff30997]

7. And 8minutes later...

Done! Is the mrs satisfied ?

[AzNick]

8. Speak for yourself... I am not a Republican

I don't need Viagra to keep a stiffy like those fat retards who clogged their artery on Double Whooper with Cheese, and I don't empty my clip in one squeeze, mind you.

But she said that these days I was too much into politics and not enough into... well, her.

[SwampG8r]

10. careful

sometimes when they say they want you to be "into" them they mean like talk to em and stuff
they are very hard to figure out

[MetaTrope]

9. McCain and Palin

in the pizza parlor...