Let's face it DU, McCain is winning this thing hands down.

[11 Bravo]

His adult diaper has yet to leak. He has no creamed spinach stuck in his teeth. And his frightening gasps which pass for respiration have yet to descend into Cheyne-Stokes breathing. Fuck it! Home run!

[leftyclimber]

1. So if he doesn't croak onstage, he wins.

Yup, that's about as good as he's going to get. ;)

[terrya]

2. He's not throwing screaming and throwing things!

Home Run, McCain!!

[Zuiderelle]

16. He's about to start though. I wouldn't be surprised to see his mike fly across the room soon.

[sharp_stick]

3. He has not yet

visibly stroked out, McCain declared the winner by all major news outlets. It's a race again!11!!

[occe]

4. Agreed!

He's really crushing Obama

[CatWoman]

12. like this? HA!!

[Gato Moteado]

5. don't make me spit my drink through my nose please

jesus, have some mercy on us. that's just too funny!

:rofl:

[TNMOM]

6. right. McCain lives. he wins. (we lose)

[Ishoutandscream2]

13. LOL!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Myrina]

7. Someone Twittered in on Current saying that McCain was slammin' Obama ...

I'm thinking WTF parallel universe-debate is HE watching? :shrug:

[BuyingThyme]

8. The way he relates to the audience as if they're inanimate objects

is brilliant.

[opihimoimoi]

9. That POS ain't winnin shit....he is McLoser

[pink-o]

10. I'm waiting for the "Ehhh?? Ehhh??" Bevis and Butthead snorts

that he reserved for Failin's performance last week.

What a creepy old man he is! (and I'm not much younger than him!)

[spanone]

11. out of the park

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[CatWoman]

14. WHICH ONE?

McArthur??

:hi:

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

15. Jurassic?

:P

[CatWoman]

18. hehehehe

:)

[Hutzpa]

17. He keep hitting them out the ball park

:wow:

[Patsy Stone]

19. I'm not conceding

the spinach point, until I have proof -- but I'll spot you the diaper.