OFFICIAL "THANK YOU, RUSH LIMBAUGH" THREAD

[Ian David]

Thank you, Drug-addled gasbag and suspected pedophile Rush Limbaugh!

Someone, somewhere set out to convince the country that there were millions of disaffected Hillary voters willing to vote for McCain.

Women who were willing to throw their vaginas upon the same burning pyres that once consumed their bras.

Women who just needed the right "push" to vote for McCain.

Strange, crazy women who voted by the millions for Hillary because, beneath that pantsuit, was a vagina.

Stupid, ignorant women without any regard for the ideas inside Hillary's brain that they saw as merely a life support system to keep the vagina alive between campaign stops.

Someone set out to convince America that these strange, stupid, crazy, ignorant women worshiped The Clagina, and when The Clagina dropped-out of the race, they would shout, "Party Unity My Ass!" I'm voting for McCain!"

But those voters never materialized.

And this frightened and confused McCain.

Who had a McPenis and not a Clagina.

So, he decided that after 18 million Democrats voted for a qualified woman, all he needed was some chick.

A chick with a vagina.

Because, he thought, the chicks would vote for the vagina.

And so John McCain and his McPenis found Sarah Palin and her Pagina.

And it was good.

At least, as he spent 20 minutes checking out her ass on stage while he fiddled with his wedding ring, The McPenis thought the Pagina was good.

It strains my imagination to ponder the amount of parental supervision that must have been required for Sarah Palin to survive into adulthood. Yet, somehow, McCain thought picking her as his running mate was a good idea.

Nobody, anywhere, ever seriously thought that there were millions of disaffected Hillary voters just dying to vote for McCain.

Well, nobody except McCain, I guess.

And where would McCain possibly have gotten that notion?

I'll tell you where McCain got the idea.

McCain is the only person in America to fall for Limbaugh's Operation: Chaos.

And it has contributed mightily to sinking his campaign.

Hail to thee, drug-addled fat man Rush Limbaugh, for you have kept us out of war!

[JuniperLea]

1. How crude. eom

[1Hippiechick]

18. You think that's crude? LOL - I just read the comment on your profile, & you are offended at this?

[Ian David]

19. I can't read "Ignored"'s profile. n/t

[JuniperLea]

21. Interesting that you can't tell the difference... eom

[Arugula Latte]

23. No kidding! Strange standards for offense with Juniperx, eh?

:rofl:

[msallied]

2. Suspected pedophile? Are you serial??

[Ian David]

5. Some people say Limbaugh and the producers of "24" went on a child sex tourism trip together. n/t

[msallied]

8. Holy shit. I'm so glad I stopped watching that show.

It felt more and more like Bush propaganda as I watched it.

[damonm]

10. And some people say Obama's a Muslim...

but that don't make it true.

Rush has SO MANY things we can correctly nail him on - why make shit up?

[Ian David]

11. Well, that's what folks are saying is all. I read it on the internets. n/t

[msallied]

12. Well, the difference is...

Rush is already a caricature and a despicable figure, so what's another slander. The guy's already an established joke/asshole. It's just fun to me. lol

[GrizzlyMan]

13. Why not?

You act as though Rush is a human being worthy of decency. I don't believe he is. There is no lie anyone could ever write about him that would be unjust.

[Solomon]

31. Rush Limbaugh is an enemy of the people.

[11 Bravo]

25. Pigboy was popped returning from the Domican Republic with an illegal Viagra prescription.

The Dominican Republic is on everyone's short list of the world's top destinations for pedophile sex tourists. OK?

[Ian David]

27. And note I said SUSPECTED pedophile Rush Limbaugh.

Although, I have yet to hear him deny it.

[MadMaddie]

26. Actually "Operation Chaos" was Limbaughs baby

credit should be given where it's due.

Perhaps it is crude but it gets the point across. McCain made a knee jerk assumption and he screwed himself.

[live love laugh]

29. "...why make shit up?" Uhhhmmm...because they do and he does...night and day. nt

[rateyes]

3. Here's to you Limpballs!!

:toast:

[JimGinPA]

4. You Forgot - Her Vagina Is A Maverick!

:rofl:

[Born_A_Truman]

15. A MaGina

[Nitrogenica]

6. The greatest fail pic.

[Ian David]

9. Ooh! I can steal that please? n/t

[Nitrogenica]

24. I love to share, so of course!

Share this one.

[intheflow]

30. That's a perfect illustration of Palin on the Straight Talk Express.

:rofl:

[fiore280]

33. that kind of reminds me of james carville! n/t

[autorank]

17. k*r Wow!

Yikes but good for you.

And thanks for that Iraq Database on your sig line. That's primo!

[rucky]

7. That was beautiful, man.

:cry:

[central scrutinizer]

14. Ka-ching! Limbaugh knows which side his bread is buttered on

He can extract lots more money from the dittoheads if Obama wins - he can whip them into a frenzy of hate and they will whip out their checkbooks to buy all of his books and other shit. Clinton made Limbaugh very wealthy. He sees a new gravy train on the horizon. Ka-ching!

[msallied]

16. You're exactly right.

It's a shame that they will only have lies to go off of. But wait... what else is new? LOL

[sufrommich]

20. lol. well said. nt

[Alpharetta]

22. Rush fails with women

No amount of money or Viagra can hide his countless failed marriages and lack of understanding of women's issues, women's thoughts, or women voters.

He is a numbskull. Not educable. Will never learn. Will haw haw haw his way to his grave.

P.S. Don't get buried, Rush. You're on my list of graves to piss on if I'm ever in the neighborhood.

[mscuedawg]

28. And my 88 y/o religious RW thinks that Rush is the voice of reason...

:banghead:

[Ian David]

32. Oh! Then you need THIS...

Limbaugh Lie Of The Day

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