DOW below *'s Inauguration Day. Question: what CAN'T republicans fuck up?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

I mean, it's the fucking DOW.

We all know they're good at screwing the poor, creating disaster, destroying the environment, letting those in need rot, fucking over the middle class, infusing politics into government, dummying down debate, ripping up the Constitution, ridiculing the Geneva Convention, masturbating away our country's good will, decimating civilian populations, and mistreating our own troops. But if they can't even protect their own BFFEs on Wall Street and insulate the filthy rich from economic chaos, what the fuck CAN they do right?

[Jamastiene]

1. Uhm...uh...uh...uhm....

well...I imagine they keep hell pretty full when they finally turn 250 years old (think Strom Thurmond and Jessie Helms) and die.

Other than that, I got nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nothing at all. Other than fucking people over and earning a spot in the lowest level of Hell, they can't do anything right.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. in all fairness to you, it's a tough question.

[deutsey]

2. They've done a fairly good job of stealing elections.

I mean, we have to give credit where credit is due, after all.

:evilfrown:

[lib2DaBone]

4. It's the Midas touch in reverse... it's amazing....

Palin is having a "Rally" today in Florida. It's at least 100 degrees and 100% humidity and people are lined up by the hundreds to get in.. and... they are cheering.. ( even as the DOW hit -450) The only explanation I can think of is George Orwell's.. "stupidity is smart..up is down....evil is good". How can the American people be so 'friggin stupid?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

7. AND Florida's right next to Afghanistan, too.

[YOY]

5. Their mentality: "Screw that Noise! USA! USA! USA!"

Repeat until USA is at the bottom or things inexplicably come back to happy land and rainbows magically shoot out of every orifice of John McCain and Sarah Palin...

There's a frightening image.

[TheDonkey]

6. GOOD GOD!!!