I need to find someone to have private conversations about Obama with.

[Erin Elizabeth]

How's that for a butchered sentence? Something along the lines of this: http://slowlygoingbald.com/2008/09/plus_he_probably_smells_good_a.html

Except it might not be as funny and it would be more sincere (though those two DO genuinely like him).

I can't publically express the extent of how I feel about him.

[Mz Pip]

1. Hmmm

Do you think if I yell "Barack!" off my deck the deer will leave and my plants might have a chance to grow? I
m willing to try it.

I can't do the shooting them from helicopters like SARAH! does. The city would probably arrest me.

[Erin Elizabeth]

2. Try it!

I actually have spoken to someone who said she's thinking about naming her son Barack. He's due in December! Her husband just has to get on board with the name--it actually goes with their last name really nicely.

[spag68]

3. Deer

The deer really love those really healthy domesticated plants. There are however scents that can be sprayed around which might discourage them from your area.