I liked this letter in an Irish newspaper today

[Jackeens]

US presidential elections

Madam, - With regard to the American elections, it appears that Obama's Biden his time while McCain's Palin into insignificance. - Yours, etc,

KEVIN McDONNELL, Hydro Farm, Tower, Co Cork.

:-)

[regnaD kciN]

1. Cork, huh? Wonder if it was this guy...

:rofl:

[Window]

3. Too funny.

[applexcore]

4. Wow

I just died laughing. Holy shit.

:rofl:

[silverojo]

2. Aye, that's the wonderful Irish gift of humor! n/t

[Sanity Claws]

5. I love it!

Word play is so much fun.

[Jackeens]

6. LOL! Here are a few more (ooops, way off topic!)

Actual answers given to the DJ on a famous quiz on Irish radio -


Something a blind man might use? A Sword

Name the Capital of France? F

Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar

Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital

What is Hitlers first name? Heil

Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde.

A dangerous race? The Arabs

Something that floats in a bath? Water

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse

Something you wear on a beach? A deckchair

A famous bridge? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

Something a cat does? Goes to the Toilet

Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate

A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on

Something associated with pigs? The Police

A sign of the Zodiac? April

Something people might be allergic to? Skiing

Something you open other than a door? Your bowels

:blush: