Palin Winks Her Way To Victory

[Wetzelbill]

I like this guy, he's an awesome writer. -WB


Palin Winks Her Way To Victory

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin scored a definitive victory in the vice presidential debate over Delaware Senator Joe Biden who was severely outclassed and out of his league.

Palin rambled, scrambled and rocked and/or rolled her way through the audacious questions of noted librul appeaser/moderator, Gwen Ifill. It was like witnessing Joan of Arc in action, if Joan of Arc happened to be the lead character in the film “Legally Blonde.”
Biden, for his part, put up a fight, but noted: “Sure, I was in command of the issues, but every damn time she winked it threw me off my game, I have no idea how Putin is going to deal with that.”

Just last week the PALIN-mccain campaign was in a tizzy over Palin’s disastrous series of interviews with noted librul appeaser/ “journalist” Katie Couric. At one point, Couric fired off a rousing accoutrement of questions and follow ups that had Palin reeling.

“What is your favorite color?”

“Can you name one color besides blue that you might disagree with?”

And noted Librul appeasers in the media….. ok, that’s actually everyone in the media, were quick to point out that Palin had once majored in Coloring at one of the 12 colleges she attended. A point easily laughed off by the PALIN-mccain campaign.

http://www.opednews.com/articles/Palin-Winks-Her-Way-To-Vic-by-Bill-Wetzel-081003-224.html

Palin winking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCunBErZZJE

[lonestarnot]

1. winky dinky for all the dinky winkies.

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

2. Do you want a VP or a cartoon character?

At some point, I think we can have both. And I ain't afraid to say it out loud. :)

[lonestarnot]

3. She doesn't even make a good fucking cartoon character!

She's an utter failure, even next to the likes of Olib Boil. :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

4. If we only could have gotten Kurovski in that debate.

I could get hit for dirty campaigning just for writing this thing.

[Toucano]

5. "A nod and a wink are very often treacherous and false."

Samuel Palmer, 1710

The wiki is interesting, too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wink

[lonestarnot]

7. Can't wait for the winkies by Tina Fey. Should be good!

[Essene]

6. animated gifs for your pleasure...

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[symbolman]

8. Fabulous!!

It makes me want to run out and BUY SOMETHING.. Clairol? PORNO? Brings so many Consumer products to mind..

NUKES? Vice PRESIDENTS?

The fun never ends with PORNO LIBRARIAN/CHURCH LADY.. :)

Good job!

[Lance_Boyle]

9. writer needs a dictionary

an accoutrement is an unnecessary accessory - the writer seems to think it means some kind of barrage.

[Wetzelbill]

15. I'm the writer

I purposely used it like that. Kind of as an inside joke.

[Lance_Boyle]

22. D'oh! No hard feelings, I hope, though I clearly don't get the joke.

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

24. you wouldn't I just do dumb things to make myself laugh

David Brooks used it in his column this morning, so just to be a doofus I threw it into a spot that barely makes sense because I always think it's funny when people try to use big words to sound smart, lol.

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[GalleryGod]

13. Really? And you ARE?????????Nice Arrival Date. Wherehave you been? We've been here for 7 YEARS & 9 m

I call bullshiite on your post.
Go back to Freeper Troll HQ in Bethesda!

[Wetzelbill]

16. Biden crushed her in all the polls afterward

[deadparrot]

18. And that's why...

independent swing voters preferred Biden 2-1?

'kay. Gotcha.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Well, aren't you precious?

*pinches cheeks*

:rofl:

[alcibiades_mystery]

21. ROFL

Every poll has Biden winning.

At the end of the day, the American people are far more serious than you are.

The Independent vote sided with Biden by large margins. Her only effect was to assuage the increasingly despondent lunatic fringe base of the GOP. She may have done that, but they are an increasingly irrelevant force.

[GalleryGod]

11. Well..she can always BLOW Putin.

Whereby he can go home and tell all his old KGB comrades...

"She swallows,too!":rofl: :patriot: :rofl:

[elizfeelinggreat]

12. awesome writer

( wink wink! )

My favorite part:

The most memorable exchange of the debate came when Biden droned on about tactical, schematics of strategical strategery in correlating the situation between Bosniaks and Panjshir Tajiks or something that we never totally got, but Palin replied with: “Well doggone it, there you go again with those fancy words, Joe! John McCain is a Mavericky Maverick who is Maverickishilicious and I said thanks but no thanks to seeing Russia from my house, yup, yup.” The crowd immediately erupted in applause and Jesus, himself, came down from heaven and punched Joe Biden in the nose, however he calmed down after Palin gave him another one of those winks.

[Wetzelbill]

17. I was too amazed at the writing in that passage

The dude is a genius!

[SurfingAtWork]

14. I noticed that. I have a new name for the ticket now. Down with McCain/Palin, Up with Blinky/Winky

[Wetzelbill]

19. kick before I get out of dodge

[lonestarnot]

23. And another before I get to Dodge!

[Wetzelbill]

25. What is the matter with Kansas anyway?

[lonestarnot]

29. Must have something to do with the OZ factor.

[krkaufman]

26. Oh, jeeze... I'd forgotten that Palin minored in Political Science in college.

There's absolutely no reason for her to have failed so miserably in those Couric interviews, aside from Palin being willfully ignorant, intellectually incurious and unable to analyze complex issues.

[Wetzelbill]

28. majored in Journalism minored in Political Science

although Underwater Basketweaving may have been in there somewhere.

[mnhtnbb]

27. Twit for twat.