Biden's opening statement:

[FSogol]

Biden: Well, thank you, Gwen. And thanks to everybody.

And I do have a sad note tonight. Senator McCain had some sort of stroke yesterday and is resting at home. He's a dear and beloved friend to all of us. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the "maverick" of the Senate.


:popcorn:

[irish.lambchop]

1. How about:

On a sad note, Senator McCain has suspended his campaign indefinitely instead? :)

[FSogol]

2. I like it. n/t

[DFW]

3. They could say McCain has suspended his integrity and not be exaggerating

[Curtland1015]

4. how about:

Good evening Gwen. Good evening to those of you in the crowd and those watching at home. Barack Obama and I have a message to deliver to you all tonight. It is with the greatest respect, and humble admiration that I say... THAT BITCH BE CRAZY! *Joe points madly at Sarah*

What do you think? Good opening?

[codjh9]

5. She'll whip out the Moose-O-Matic

[Bucky]

6. Perhaps the phrase you're looking for is "BUGGIN'-ASS WACKO LIKE JACKO"

If you go for that bitch be... you might as well go whole hog.

[Curtland1015]

8. Whatever sounds funnier coming out of Biden's mouth!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

7. That would make a great ad...

if it weren't so damned macabre.

Fake Announcer saying that President McCain has suffered a stroke and that Vice President Palin has assumed the Presidency.

Just let that friggin' thought sink in for a minute, America.

[FSogol]

9. Except it would the the 21st Century War of the Worlds.

Panic in the streets, shooting water towers, etc