What asinine things can we expect Palin to say tonight?

[Rocknrule]

"Uh, can I use a life line?"
"I'd, like, totally make a super awesome VP"
"Do you like my wolf skin fur coat? I made it myself"
"I can see the moon from my house so I'd, like, be a great astronaut"

[southpaw]

1. "And everywhere like such as..."

Wait... wrong stupid pageant princess.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Whatever I expect

I'm sure Palin will surpass
in terms of asinine-ness

[dbonds]

3. Might be easier to find asinine things she won't say

[BelgianMadCow]

4. Now THAT'S an open-ended question

:P

[masshole]

5. "If I'm so blessed to serve"

Blessed? it's a fucking election, not a baptism honey!

[npk]

6. The Bailout will help subsidize heatl care and education...

In poor inner cities of Alaska."

[Ioo]

7. I can see Russia from my house, and so I am an expert...

[Ioo]

8. More - I can see the moon from my house, so I am a space expert

[KurtNYC]

9. write answers on 3x5 cards

place them in a blender
puree
spread over paper then read
That's about what I am expecting.

[frogmarch]

10. She'll start speaking in tongues. nt

[HughMoran]

11. She's gonna throw red-meat to the rednecks

It'll shore up the moron vote, and have no effect on the polls.

Case closed.

Let's move on...

[El Supremo]

12. It is God's will to have John McCain elected.

[graywarrior]

13. Anything with her voice wrapped around it is asinine.

[johnnie]

14. "God knocked me up before I got married, so Todd and I eloped"

"Turn around and smile....shhhh..don't fucking repeat everything I tell you in this thing..Jesus Christ you are fucking dumb!...oops".

"When's the talent part of this pageant?"

"When I was in the PTA I organized the "Car Wash For Jesus", I know how to lead.

[Rocknrule]

15. We have a winner!

[damntexdem]

16. Oh, why not just wait and be pleasantly surprised?

And don't open the presents until it's your birthday.

[trueblue2007]

17. Sarah will say: My baby is hungry...can I feed 'em??

"Seeing a mother feed her baby from her breast is VERY Natural!"

[LiberalHeart]

18. "I'll selling rape kits for half price this week."

[niceypoo]

19. She will most likely give basically the same answer for every question

Which is what Bush did in his debates.