If you give a Lipsticked Pig a Pancake

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She'll ask you for some syrup.

After you pass it to her she'll tell you how good it tastes.

Then she'll go on and on about how she actually knows the Cameron Birch "Pure Alaskan Syrup" owners personally, since they are located in Wasilla, afterall, and then....


dot,dot,dot.....
(c'mon, you know you want to!)

[JuniperLea]

1. She'll need to wash the sticky syrup off her face...

And reapply the lipstick.


My kids really loved this book;)

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3. And then she'll ask Joe biden for a hanky.

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4. And he'll say, "No Hanky-Panky"

And she'll say, OH! Why, did you see my earpiece? Nuts!"

[Ilsa]

5. And She'll say, "No Hanky-Panky? But that is how I got this baby"

as she holds up her five month old son to exploit.

[DaveinMD]

2. great book

one of my daughter's favorites.