Uh oh. Sarah has arrived with a bandage on her hand . . .

[Vinca]

hurt jogging at the McMansion.

Edited to change foot to hand. I can't keep up. Ifill is the foot.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

1. she's had plenty of opportunity to bite that foot lately

what with where she's always sticking it

[LiberalHeart]

2. I think it's on her hand. Gwen's foot is what's injured. Right???

[Vinca]

6. I must've heard wrong. Hand is even better. She can gesture

with her injury and gain sympathy.

[LiberalHeart]

33. Hides the electronic device sending her answers.

[Blue Meany]

10. Maybe she fell of her bike riding while choking on a pretzel n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Oh goody!

Now she and Gwen Ifil can compare injuries...

Maybe she thinks Gwen will go easier on her! :sarcasm:

[ErinBerin84]

4. you've got to be kidding me....

well, she'll match Gwen I guess.

[demokatgurrl]

18. Yeah, and they'll joke about it

and bond and giggle...:puke:

[CountAllVotes]

5. Dx: Foot in Mouth disease

:puke:

:kick:

[Sebastian Doyle]

11. Probably more like radio reciever in foot disease.

How big is this bandage, and how many wires are coming out of it?

[CountAllVotes]

26. ,,,,

:rofl:

However, you could be right! :D

:kick:

[maxrandb]

34. It was about the time I noticed the pickle in my face

that I noticed a cord coming out of the long end of the pickle. The cord went up his sleeve, into his shirt, down his pants and out his shoes, to a briefcase he had near his feet.

It was then that I realized...it weren't an ordinary pickle.

-----------------------------
Sorry couldn't resist.

[alcibiades_mystery]

7. Lame...in more ways than one

[juno jones]

8. WHATEVER YOU DO....

DON"T GIVE THAT WOMAN A SEGWAY!


Geesus, Don't tell me she has ANOTHER thing in common with Bush.

[complain jane]

9. McCain beating the shit out of the women around him

Didn't his wife have a "wrist injury" a few weeks ago?

[complain jane]

12. She's gotta hide the transmitter somewhere

[NoodleyAppendage]

28. BINGO! I wouldn't be surprised in the least. A tapping device to cue her to respond...

Bzzz...bzzzz...bzzzz = throw out the canned one-liner we've been practicing that will give the impression that Biden is being patronizing.

bzzz...bzzz = pull back from comments and wrap-up. You are rambling.

etc.

J

[maxrandb]

39. A Taser would be better

"Well Gwen, I'm just a Hockey Mom who loves America, that's why I disagree with Senator McCain's position on AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, errr, I mean Senator Obama's position on..."

"Well the problem is I see Russia, and when I was in Florida, I caught a glimpse of Cuba. I understand the political situation there much better now AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, err, I mean Castro is bad...he's a filthy, naughty, bad-little-boy AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[pdxmom]

13. Will we now have a sit-down debate, instead of up and moving around? Does

either candidate benefit by the moving around format vs. the sit-down format?

[ErinBerin84]

14. ok, so it's her hand.

Of course...more in view of the audience.



McCain and his cronies sure seem to get odd injuries a lot...

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

15. check McCain's jaw for bruises

[paparush]

16. Fucking subliminal mind games bullshit. She's vulnerable...she's so vulnerable.

Cheap ass bastards.

[AlCzervik]

17. hmm, strangely reminiscent of Bush's bike "Accidents"

[niyad]

19. so the injury gets massively infected and she has to go to the ER--there goes the debate!!

[niyad]

20. self-delete --dupe

[Ichingcarpenter]

21. Karma, sympathy or both ? Is it her left foot or right foot?

This is gonna be a fun spin for the media.

[niyad]

22. so the injury gets massively infected and she has to go to the ER--there goes the debate!!

[ericgtr]

23. She better not try and pull a no show or their loss will be sealed beyond repair

What the hell could she have done during the prep? This is just a bullshit ploy of some sort, did they call Rove? They did, those fuckers did call Rove!

[remember2000forever]

24. I smell fish! Surely for 90 minutes she could go without a bandage?

[ITsec]

25. Don't feed the plants...

Soloist:
Subsequent, to the events you have just witnessed, similar events in cities across America, events which bore a striking resemblance, to the ones you have just seen began occurring.

Ronnettes:
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed, unsuspecting jerks from Arizona to Alaska, made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap, and got sweet-talked into feeding it blood.

Company:
thus the plants worked their terrible will, finding jerks who would feed them their fill, and the plants proceeded to grow, and grow, and begin what they came here to do, which was essentially to: Eat Cleavland, and Des Moines, And Peoria, and New York, And where you live!

Orin:
They may offer you fortune and fame,

Audrey:
Love and money and instant acclaim.

Both:
But whatever they offer you,
Don't feed the plants!

Seymour:
They may offer you lots of cheap thrills,

Mushnik:
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills.

Both:
But whatever they offer you,
Don't feed the plants!

Company:
Look out!
Here comes Audrey II.
Look out!

Audrey II:
Here I come for you...
Eaten people:
Here I come for you...
Here I come for you...
Here I come for you...

Company:
Hold you hat and hang on to your soul.
Something's coming to eat the world whole.
If we fight it we've still got a chance.
But whatever they offer you,
Though they're slopping the trough for you,
Please, whatever they offer you,
Don't feed the plants!

Don't feed the plants!

[seafan]

27. Someone scan the bandage for a communication device and have an MD check her ear canals pre-debate.

If she wears long sleeves, it would be easy to conceal wires from her bandaged hand to her ear.


Not kidding. Someone MUST CHECK Palin for this.

[bushisanidiot]

29. How the fuck do you hurt your hand while jogging??

I thought she was a runner. I am only 2 years younger than her and I run almost every day. I have never hurt my hand running. my achilles on the other hand... ouch.

[alcibiades_mystery]

31. This is a wwoman who put her entire foot in her mouth five days straight

No contortion is beyond her.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

35. she accidentally put her running shoes on her feet & couldn't admit she made a mistake

so she had to go running on her hands

[Parker CA]

38. Maybe she punched an Arizona moose while she was jogging.

No doubt there are some communication shenanigans going on under that bandage. If they really are going to try to have her speak based on provided material, this should be classic. I have a feeling that, "debate camp" was a crash course in learning how to relay info from a wire.

Bandage, check. Long sleeves, check. Hair down, check.

[Ganja Ninja]

30. Not another accident prone Republican.

What the hell is it with these people?:wtf:

[americanstranger]

32. Two words: CHEAT SHEET. n/t

- as

[renate]

36. there was a kid at my high school who used to fake a limp

It was sad, honestly, because he would forget which leg he started out on that morning, so we all saw through it and it had the opposite effect from what he'd wanted. He never got the sympathy he wanted.

(It was also sad because he was a nice guy who was simply trying too hard. Which is not the case with Sarah.)

At least she's not claiming her tummy hurts and she has to go home. Not yet, anyway. :eyes:

[Bozita]

37. Her debate performance will be blamed on her pain medications.

Cindy will be helping her out with that.

[secondwind]

40. AND all her hair DOWN, for the first time EVER, we cannot see her ears!!!

hmmmmm...........hair down, hand bandaged.............hmmmm

Anybody want to guess?

[renate]

41. I wonder whether the McCain camp insisted on a guarantee that she wouldn't be checked

Because if some kind of transmitter were found under the bandage, the election would be officially over.

It would seem to be a pretty big risk to take without a guarantee.