Sen. Fred Thompson on MSNBC

[maseman]

Todd just asked him about Kathleen Parker's National Review article on Sarah Palin. He said "I've never read her column so I have no opinion of the article or her." Bullshit. Thompson has never read the National Review?

In addition Thompson said "Those with the most experience these days are running us into the ground." So does that mean McSame's two-plus decades in Congress?

In addition, he looks really old and sick. Oh, that's the way he always looks.

[SuperTrouper]

1. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

:boring:

[AlCzervik]

2. and then did you hear him say "Liable" instead of Libel'?

[Resuscitated Ethics]

3. He needs his Pepto -and-bourbon shooters

he was knocking back in "Cape Fear". Minty.

[Alter Ego]

4. Come on and listen to my story 'bout a guy named Fred

A Hollywood star who chose politics instead
Then one day while he was actin' on TV
He thought "President! That's a better role for me!"

US, that is. Leader of the free world. Brings law and order to us all--able to solve every problem in just one hour.


Well, the next thing ya know Fred quits his TV role
But folks said, "Fred, you look older than Bob Dole."
He went on Jay Leno to announce that he would run
But I've seen folks look better when their autopsy was done!

I mean, you're talkin' about film roles...that one was more like "Tales From the Crypt".

So Fred went on the offensive. He pulled out all the stops. He asked: "What other Presidential candidates have their own TV show?" Well, I'll tell ya.

Bill Richardson, of course, was the star of "America's Least Wanted".
There was that senator from Connecticut, Spongedodd Nochance.
Dennis Kucinich had his own show: "Are You Smaller Than A Fifth Grader?"
And Hillary? Well now, Hillary...

Some think Mrs. Clinton is the strongest nominee
Cause recently she landed somethin' down at ABC
Fred dropped out cause he knew he couldn't win to save his life
Cause Law & Order ain't no match for...a Desperate Housewife!

--Capitol Steps, "Campaign and Suffering"