The "November Surprise." Two days before the election, McCain will be replaced by....

[Bucky]

[demnan]

1. I picked Alan Keyes

for the entertainment factor.

[baldguy]

2. It would be poetic.

Almost.

[rhett o rick]

3. Aren't Jeb Bush and My Pet Goat one in the same?? nm

[Bucky]

10. One and the same.... No. But "one in the same" I just don't want to think about.

Good God, man, have you no decency?

[rhett o rick]

11. Have I no decency??? In a word, "fuck no". nm

[JaneQPublic]

4. Other:

Ronald Reagan's pickled corpse.

[Bucky]

6. Not eligible. Reagan was already a pickled corpse in the White House for two terms

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. By an obscure legislator from Afghanistan by the name of

Teorge Coosh.

[Aloha Spirit]

7. ha!

[denem]

8. Daffy Duck

... oh wait.

[Boz]

9. Jeb Bush is Palins VP (in their fantasy world)not McCains replacement