Suggestions for VP Debate Drinking Party: Need some Palinisms

[AllieB]

We are hosting a small get-together this evening and need some suggestions for Palinisms to get the shots going! The only ones that I can think of are:

'In What Respect?'
'Russia'
'Putin'

Please help! Thanks! :D

[mckara]

1. I'll Have to Check and Get Back to Ya'

[Curtland1015]

Try all that folksy crap.

"You betcha"
"Ya know"
"I'm a stupid bitch"

you know, stuff like that.

[Lucian]

2. I'm taking a drink whenever she says something stupid.

I'll be going to detox tonight. :scared:

[BurtWorm]

18. That is a dangerous game, my friend,

[Brotherjohn]

20. "Thanks but no thanks!" (on the bridge to nowhere)

She WILL try to use this... AGAIN; but she'll be lucky if Ifill and/or Biden don't put it (and her) away once and for all.

[woo me with science]

3. "It's very important."

Good filler. Everything is important.

[jakem]

4. Pitbull. Hockey mom. Small town folk.

[nickyt]

5. "shore up", "blink", "snow machines" -

I picked a good year to give up drinking, 'cause tonight would have killed me!

Good luck, all you drinkers out there!!

[Clio the Leo]

6. Like last week, I must caution everyone against the dangers of....

.... alcohol poisoning. It's possible that we could all drink ourselves to death if we take a hit for every gaffe. Maybe we should limit ourselves to every other or every third. ;)

[AllieB]

10. True. I'm glad I'm the adult in charge tonight.

:-)

[PA Democrat]

7. Every time she drops the letter "g" from the end of a word.

Examples: "keepin' ya safe," "workin' for YOU," etc.

[CrispyQ]

23. That alone would have you flat out drunk in 5 minutes!

I find it to be the most annoying thing about her speech. It comes across as totally fake 'folksy' to me. When I listen to her I just want to slap her.

[Rainbowreflect]

32. Maybe if we just took small shots of beer????

[CrispyQ]

35. I love creative solutions!

:toast:

[rucky]

8. "Ya Know"

[Ichingcarpenter]

30. I was gonna say that too.... just look at her speeches and interviews

Local level, all the options, permanent political establishment, Washington elite,
good ole boys network.

[Whisp]

9. 'like' - like, Mr. Biden like is old.

[NatBurner]

11. geez

you betcha

[louis-t]

12. "Many, many times, in the great history of

the nation..." or "vast wealth of information..."

[southpaw]

13. Play PALIN Bingo

http://www.palinbingo.com/

[Sulawesi]

14. Here!!

www.palinbingo.com

[GAtomboy]

15. I've got a good one

"Law of the land"

She throws that one out when she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about

[weezie1317]

16. "you can't blink" and the use of "ya" instead of "you".

[Brotherjohn]

17. Each time Gwen Ifill busts out laughing. (nt)

[AllieB]

19. Thanks for the link to Palin Bingo!

:rofl:

[4_Legs_Good]

21. "Maverick" will be like her saying "um"

I bet at LEAST a dozen times tonight, maybe as many as 50.

David

[justiceischeap]

22. "Gosh, Gwen / Gosh, Joe" n/t

[bdamomma]

24. thanks but no thanks.

[Debi]

25. Joe Six-Pack

and there should be something in there for any blank stare and 5 sec. pause.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

26. "OVERSIGHT", it seems she learned this word recently and can't stop using it. nt

[madwivoter]

27. "Like, such as..."

[OmahaBlueDog]

28. Fannie and Freddie

She adores saying this

2x shots all around if she does the finger-measuring-wind-direction thing

[rvablue]

29. "by finding efficiencies in agencies"

this is the mantra she used to respond to Charlie's question about how could they cut taxes more and at the same time the deficit.
It bugged the hell out me.

[Aloha Spirit]

31. Every time she makes a strong statement, like "All of them" (referring to what she reads)....

and qualifies that statement with air-filling gibberish, like this:
A specific magazine you've read?
"All of them ... ANY of them THAT have come across my desk OVER all the years"

Or whenever she reverts into passive voice.
"There are man's activities that can be contributed to the issues that we're dealing with now."


Or whenever she says "As a mayor and as a governor and as a vice president if I'm so privileged to serve this great country...."

[Synnical]

33. South Florida Sun Sentinel as some suggestions

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/sfl-1002-debate-palin-biden,0,369432.story

The Guidelines:

Assign 1 point or direct guests to take one sip of their drink

How to Earn Points:

Each time Gov. Sarah Palin:

• Wags her finger

• Uses cutesy quips

• Rambles without answering the question

• Talks about hunting moose

• Mentions Alaska's proximity to Russia

[AllieB]

34. Thanks everyone! I have got quite a list!

[IA_Seth]

36. Her use of 'Great' bugs the crap out of me...

As in "The great history of the United States..", "Many great Americans..".. she uses Great as an adjective whenever she is stumped.

Watch for it so it can bug you too!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

37. Uses the word "and" ten times in one long sentence to string together various disparate thoughts

[Skip Intro]

38. Nobody said "shake things up" yet? nt

[JPZenger]

39. Here's a whole VP drinking game

VP Debate Drinking Game

The following is partly derived from a post on www.associatedcontent.com:

Every time Palin displays how hopelessly out of touch she is, drink a white russian.

Everytime Palin says Maverick, Small-Town Values or Reformer, take a chug of Moosehead.

Everytime she says the name of the moderator (Gwen), empty your glass.

If she utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a noun and a verb and a minimal logical connection),
drink two chugs of Moosehead.

When she talks about her new friend Henry Kissinger, drink a Secret Cambodian Invasion.

When she explains how being the part-time mayor of a town of 7,000 people (even though she hired a full-time city
manager) counts as executive experience, drink a Dukes of Hazard with Snow.

Whenever Biden says something Obama wishes he didn't, drink a Shut the Hell Up.

If you feel about to crawl up into a fetal position under the bar, in fear of a President Palin,
finish a bottle of Yukon Jack.

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By the way, on youtube.com today, 7 of the 12 most viewed videos in the world are about Palin.
All the copies of her swimsuit pageant in high heels at the Miss Alaska pageant were removed because of a copyright claim, or that would also be on the list.

[Blue_In_AK]

40. You know, I can't even remember Palinisms

because everything coming out of her mouth since her selection has been McCainisms, or at least what McCain and his henchmen have wanted her to say. I don't recognize this person, and I hope she gets fileted like a salmon.

[JPZenger]

41. Its time to play Palin bingo

http://www.palinbingo.com/

The above site has bingo cards with Palin's favorite words so you can play along during the debate.