*McCain RESUMES CAMPAIGN*

[underpants]

(AP-Sedona/Arlington/Phoenix/LaJolla/Coronado)

The US Senate last night "resolved" the emergency Wall Street bailout allowing Arizona Senator John McCain to resume his suspended campaign.

During the week long layoff Vice Presidential nominee Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was tasked with "carrying the ball" for the campaign and "exceeded our expectations of her" a McCain campaign aid named Tucker said.

"Governor Palin exhibited her seasoned executive experience in drawing crowds of indeterminable size as well as highly viewed TV, print, and radio interviews" the aid said. Palin's interviews have generated great interest with almost immediate postings on youtube and lengthy discussion of her policy world view. "People can't wait to hear the next thing she has to say" Tucker added.

Senator McCain will not resume his exhaustive campaign schedule accompanied by his wife Cindy who is not technically a part of the campaign.

:sarcasm:

[kedrys]

1. ...did you hear a buzzing sound...?

Oh, it's crickets. Never mind. :P

[sufrommich]

2. "People can't wait to hear the next thing she has to say"

This Tucker guy has the hardest job in the world.

[applexcore]

3. He's Right

I can't wait. Every time the woman open hers mouth, its pure comedy gold.

[No Elephants]

4. Crowds of indeterminable size?? The size of crowds is easy to count or estimate.

[jberryhill]

6. Not if you need your fingers to count

More than ten, and you'll have to take off your shoes.

[symbolman]

5. Tucker, Tucker..

who the fuck DRESSES YOU?

No goddamned wonder you are LOSING the election by nearly double digits..

Keep it up dumbass, with campaign workers like YOU, McCain doesn't NEED Enemies :)