Jan Crouch to do Palin's makeup for debate. Jan says...

[Neshanic]

"It will be an honor", and she has always admired the "height of her hair."

"Jesus spoke to Paul and I while we were inteviewing Christs for our Christmas stage epic, and I answered right there that I would do this for the Lord."

Jan Crouch has contacted various cosmetic companies and they will be arriving pre-debate with tanker trucks.

[Curtland1015]

1. Did she blink?

...because I heard somewhere that you cannot do that.

[CoffeeCat]

2. Get out the industrial sized trowel...

Palin is about to be spackled!

But really, is there any make-up that can hide ignorance?

I think not.

[PBS Poll-435]

4. Glitter

Glitter on cleavage = 5 bonus points.

[Neshanic]

6. OMG! You owe me screen cleaner.

[jillan]

3. I read on HuffPo today that Palin has her lip liner tattoed on.

Just a little piece of non-important info.

[JackBeck]

5. The higher the hair...

The closer to God...

[Neshanic]

7. Pink puffy clouds!

[Imagevision]

8. Jan will be puttin a receiver in Sarah's hair while she's at it for the debate...

[Patsy Stone]

9. And the hair, too, I hope!

[Neshanic]

10. Jan's coiffure was used in the 60's as a radar dome. Betcha did not know that.

[Patsy Stone]

15. LOL!

I did not.

[JackBeck]

11. If I could only describe the first time I saw her a few years back

On public access TV when visiting the in-laws in Ohio for Christmas.

We were on the floor crying, we were laughing so hard.

The ultimate was when she started making clicking/clucking noises like she was speaking in an African tribal dialect. Oh, and of course, while tears were streaming down her face.

[Neshanic]

13. When I first saw her, I thought it was parody. But since she is a family fave for tons of laughs.

[Patsy Stone]

14. Jan has been assaulting my senses

and my delicate fashion sensibilities since high school. I remember her before she had the really powerful drugs. I think it's special extra-runny mascara.

[CoffeeCat]

18. Is this her???

Mother of Mercy!

She looks like she just fell out of "The Lion King."

[Neshanic]

19. Bingo. But that is not her husband of the wandering eye for the men folk.

That is an odd photo though, her hair is not as high as normally detected on Doppler.

[me b zola]

20. Is that mess flame retardant?

:scared:

[Neshanic]

22. Apparently so, as during one of the more staggeringly crass stage epics...

at their church/amusement park, they used her hair to smother the flames of a Satan actor that missed his mark.

[me b zola]

24. Bwaahahaaa

Does she keep a crucifix hidden in it? Somethings going on there! She reminds me of trailer park version of a James Bond girl.







My apologies to those who live in a trailer--I used to live in one myself.

[JackBeck]

21. Oh, yes.

And she's batshit insane.

[nc4bo]

26. umm.........*cough-cough* - Her face and her boobs don't match. nt

[Neshanic]

27. Nothing in the Bible about "enhancement"

[nc4bo]

28. I guess but I hope she remembers that it all gets left behind @ Rapture-Time.

Seriously - good grief if you get your face done, at least get some of those crinkles ironed out of your boobs so that your body parts match ~or~ just cover that stuff up and no one would notice.

[Neshanic]

29. She's got some issues come rapture time then.

[nc4bo]

16. ugh, how dreadful! nt

[Swamp Rat]

12. Bring a lot of spackling paste

[Dem2theMax]

33. Inside....

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Razoor]

17. shes freaking creepy!!

her big hair and that childish voice and makeup put on with a spackle.
yuck!!! never seen her cry.

[Neshanic]

25. You have never seen her cry? Oh that is worth the whole effect.

She is an aquired taste, and when on that Rococco stage set, with the hair in full inflate (with her lips), and her husband there with his granny glasses, crying jag in full swing, it's caviar!

[Cleita]

23. Dupe n/t

[DangerousRhythm]

30. HAHAHA.

Oh, this cracked me the hell up. :rofl:

[Quantess]

31. Here's her fresh-faced natural look:

[Neshanic]

32. Those episodes are the "walking from tree to tree crying" series.

They won numerous Religious Broadcasting awards. Barely beat out Jimmy Swaggert in the "Crying Jag" category.