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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:29 PM
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Poll question: It's Hail Mary time. Will Sarah open up the waterworks on Thursday?
Biden knows which continent China is on. He has heard of Malaysia. He knows in which century the American Civil War was fought. Sarah's earphone has gone dead, and she knows none of these things. She can't place Cleveland in the right state. Things are not going well.

Sarah is asked what she would do about long-term care issues in America. Oops. Nobody briefed her on it. She answers, "Of course I care. By golly, I care about my family, just as I and John care about all American families. My goodness gee whiz, John McCain and I will fight hard for American families. And it's just not right that Joe Biden and Barack Obama would think otherwise, and attack us as not caring."

At this point: Does she tear up?
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Submariner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:32 PM
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1. Stumped for an answer, she panics and states "I can't do this anymore"
and runs off the stage. }(
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:54 PM
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8. Actually, that is not far fetched.
A remote but not inconsiderable possibility.

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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:33 PM
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2. You guys don't get it
SHE believes she is right and doing just fine - it's everyone else who is the problem. God has sent her and she fucking believes that.

She won't cry - she's powered by the Almighty!




:P
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:35 PM
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3. This is sexist tripe. nt
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Blondiegrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:35 PM
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4. OTHER: She takes a deep breath, giggles nervously, and says,
"I'll get back to ya on that one."
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:37 PM
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5. That IS pretty damned good. Another: "I want to use a lifeline, Katie."
"I want to phone a friend."
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:39 PM
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6. I have just one word: BEWBIES!!!!
:rofl:
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:49 PM
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7. First nationwide striptease ever - after which they blame Biden
for leering.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:55 PM
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9. She pauses the "Q & A" (it's not a debate) by saying, "Excuse me, but
can we have a moment of silence? I need to pray to my Lord for guidance."

:banghead:
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 08:58 PM
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10. Two arms full of bracelets...
"...and this one is from Sgt. Louise Smith's aunt Doris; Sgt. Smith is a member of the Alaskan National Guard who is stationed in Japan where she got some bad sushi..."
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