Top 10 Reasons Sarah Palin Cancels the Debate

[jakem]

in case you missed this!

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10. Suspicious Russian tourists spotted across the Bering strait in Dezhnevo

9. Wrasslin' a bear

8. Learns Tina Fey will be watching

7. When taken on tour of White House by McCain handlers, is "inadvertently" locked in Cheney's man-sized safe

6. Schedule for memorizing state capitals thrown off by need for new schedule to memorize states

5. Speechless after finally looking up what "MILF" stands for

4. On deadline to finish her book, Namin' Your Baby the Alaskan Way

3. Needs more time to really nail those hilarious hair-plug zingers

2. No matter how hard she scrubs, she can't get Kissinger's moral stank off of her

1. Stuck in traffic on the Bridge to Nowhere



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-weinberger/top-10-reasons-sarah-pali_b_130008.html

[underpants]

1. #6

:rofl:

[itsrobert]

2. 11. Finally realizing Washington University is not in D.C., she quickly flys to Seatlle. n/t

n/t

[pnorman]

3. "Stuck in traffic on the Bridge to Nowhere"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

pnorman

[BOSSHOG]

4. Canceled because she found out someone will ask her questions

[cosmik debris]

5. McCain-Milf

[Submariner]

6. Oh that is perfect

We need to get that on the front page of the New York Times ---- above the fold. :rofl:

[cosmik debris]

7. I stole that from Bartcop.com

Along with this one.

[jakem]

8. lol! I made this one early on-