If an idiot rehearses for a debate in the woods next to a creek and there's nobody there to hear her

[RagAss]

does she finally make sense?

[asdjrocky]

1. Unreal.

Seriously, dose it get any weirder? It's like the teacher letting the class be outside because it's such a nice day.

Real life has become parody.

[RagAss]

2. Yes, the cartoon world took over in 2000.

[lapfog_1]

3. The mere act of observing her next to the creek

increases chaos in the universe. Black holes appear at random, the universe expands and contracts simultaneously.

[WheelWalker]

4. No hands clapping.

[RagAss]

13. I love that one !

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. Apparently they gave up on legitimate prep. It's all going to be shitty sound-bite

slams on Obama regardless of the question. THey are going for broke.

[RagAss]

12. ...and sadly, half of the voters will call that success.

[faithfulcitizen]

6. She's there looking for a paddle.

[jberryhill]

7. They put her outside and far away...

...because even they didn't want to hear what she had to say.

That's not a creek, it's a brook. And she's teaching it to babble.

[RagAss]

9. ...and she can fart with impunity too....n/t

[jberryhill]

11. That's actually ON my debate bingo card /nt

[Cleetus]

8. Yeah. Shit's Creek. Appropriate. (eom)

[countingbluecars]

10. She is such a maverick

you know. You just can't keep her caged up indoors.