My Dear John Letter

[Hokie]

Dear John (McCain):

I am writing this letter to ask you to please not suspend your campaign again or unsuspend it if you are still in suspension. I am confused on that point since you never officially unsuspended it. I assumed it was unsuspended last Friday when you ran that ad on the Wall Street Journal web site claiming that you had won the debate before you had even said that you were participating. Also, please do not try to help with the economic crisis any more like you when you flew to northern Virginia and called republicans on the telephone. Every time you did one of the aforementioned actions my 401K went down the toilet.

Thank you very much.

Regards,

Hokie

PS:
- You forgot to wear your flag pin last Friday
- Having dinner with Joe Lieberman is not a form of bipartisan negotiation
- PLEASE send Caribou Barbie back to Alaska