My letter from Laura (Gag) Bush

[The Sushi Bandit]

Lets see.. in the last 4 days I have gotten letters from, Zig, the Twins, Arnold, & Dick... now its Laura... that fucking bitch!

Dear xxxx,

Tonight, my husband accepts our Party's nomination for the Presidency of the United States, and we begin a critical two-month period in the campaign. In two months, the American people will make an important decision for the future of our nation. And we'll work hard to ensure they make the right choice for a better America by casting their vote for President George W. Bush and the Republican ticket.

This is our last campaign on a long road that began when George first ran for Congress in 1978. Campaigns have changed a lot since then. But we still love the very best part of every campaign, and that's the people -- the wonderful people we meet all across our country. Thank you to all who are helping the President and the Republican ticket win in November.

We appreciate the contributions, the phone calls, the neighborhood walks, the rallies, and the thousands of you who are hosting convention watch parties tonight. But the toughest period is still to come. While the deadline has passed to contribute funds to Bush-Cheney '04, you may still support the re-election of the President and the Republican ticket by contributing to the Republican National Committee (RNC).

Contribute today

I'm grateful for the opportunity to travel the nation and talk with Americans from diverse backgrounds. I've seen what Americans are capable of when they live in an environment that allows their hard work to create stronger communities and thriving businesses.

In the last four years, President Bush has worked with the Congress to create an economic environment in which entrepreneurs can succeed and small businesses can flourish and grow. And with your help, in the next four years, the President and Republican leaders in the House and Senate will continue to move America forward with an economic agenda that meets the needs of all Americans.

Contribute today

All across America, men and women are realizing the American dream of ownership and helping our economy grow stronger. It hasn't been easy. We've been through a lot, from recession to terror attacks to corporate scandals. But our economy remains the strongest in the world, thanks to our party's commitment to tax relief and making sure workers keep more of their own money.

President Bush and the Republican Party stand solidly with men and women from every corner of America who are working to make life better for themselves and their neighbors. I'm proud of their belief that we should all have an equal opportunity to achieve our dreams. I'm proud that George has the most diverse administration in history. To be sure we have a President and Members of Congress who share your values of hard work, integrity, and independence, please contribute $1,000, $500, $250, $100, or even $50 to the RNC today.

Thanks to President Bush's leadership, Americans are moving forward with great confidence in our ability to overcome challenges. These are times that require particularly strong and determined leaders. And I'm proud my husband is that kind of leader. With your support he'll continue to work with Republicans in Congress to make our country safer, our economy stronger, and the future better for every American.

Sincerely,

L.B.

[CBHagman]

1. Boy, that just screams for a reply, doesn't it?

What on Earth does her husband know about thriving businesses and hard work? For that matter, what does he know about equal opportunity?