Something Sarah Palin is REALLY qualified for...

[Speck Tater]

She can be the punch line stand-in for blonds and Polish people in all those jokes that you can't tell any more because it's politically incorrect to poke fun at minorities.

Did you hear the one about Sarah Palin going into the hair dresser with a pair of headphones on her head. The hair dresser told her she would have to take off the head phones in order to get her hair styled. She replied that she couldn't possibly take the head phones off. In fact, she broke down crying and sobbing that if she took the head phones off she would die.

The hair dresser tried to calm her down and reassure her. Finally, she convinced Sarah to take the headphones off just long enough to get her hair washed. So Sarah took off the headphones, and a minute later, dropped over dead.

The mystified hair dresser picked up the headphones to see what she had been listening too that was so important that she died when it was taken away. Putting on the head phones, she heard "breathe in ... breath out ... breathe in ... breathe out ..."

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Did you hear about the time Todd Palin had to call a locksmith because he locked his car keys in the car? The delay really pissed off Sarah too. She was sitting in the front seat of the car for an hour waiting for the locksmith to arrive and let Todd in.

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Or this one from Jimmy Kimmel:

"John McCain showed up without running mate Sarah Palin, which is a shame because she actually has a lot of experience with financial matters. You know, she lives right next to a bank."