Buchanan going to do a novena for Palin for VP Debate

[Justice]

have to chuckle at that one.

[Kutjara]

1. This one's going to take a full-on human sacrifice to pull off.

We're talking a Red-Sea-parting magnitude miracle here, and no self-respecting deity is going to fire up that kind of mojo for anything less than a Busby Berkely-grade ritual bloodbath, preferably of virgins.

One novena won't even ping God's voicemail.

[RagAss]

2. Hey Pat...doesn't that degrade your Catholic faith?

[terrya]

3. Who is the patron saint for Vice Presidential debates, anyway?

I was raised Catholic and I don't remember that one.

[msanthrope]

5. I'm guessing St. Jude--Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes (thus the Novena) n/t

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

8. Susan St. James.

[PA Democrat]

4. He should enlist the help of the religious carzies who were praying for rain for Obama's DNC speech

Because that worked SO WELL, didn't it? :rofl:

[Hepburn]

6. Geeeeeeeez, wouldn't this guy be more appropriate than Pat?

[tanyev]

7. I wonder if Palin is going to have the witch hunter pray over her again?

[Chloroplast]

9. LOL! Shouldn't he have started his novena 3 days ago? Besides, God helps those that help themselves.

[zbdent]

10. They'll probably have Biden shcakled, muzzled, and duct-taped

to make sure the debate is "fair" ... they'll give Palin flamethrowers, spears, and hot-sauce-covered fire ants to make sure she can hold her own ...