Next Up... The 'Palin Problem' Takes Center Stage....

[Blackhatjack]

Conservative Republicans want her gone, but Rightwing Fundamentalists will abandon the McCain ticket if she leaves.... What to do?

The more interviews she does just dig the hole deeper and reveal the lack of knowledge necessary for a VP and/or President to function.

So she cannot be allowed to debate Biden....

What to do????

[doublethink]

1. Throw a party next thursday night at my house !!!

You're all invited !! :bounce:

[Marsala]

2. Any excuse for her to skip the debate or drop out will be easily seen through

I guess the most likely outcome is that they're just going to go through with it and hope for the best. Expectations for Palin can't possibly get any lower, after all. But expectations THIS low seem like a disadvantage. Either it's some unbelievable Rovian trick hiding Palin's true skills, or the McCain campaign is going to be praying very, very hard.

[lapfog_1]

3. pooch kick

to avoid the safety?

[AllyCat]

4. Noooo!!! I want to see this debate. She must debate so we can all be

entertained! I have to work, but plan to see all the stuff on YouTube when it's over.

[Hardrada]

5. Maybe she could get a cell phone call in the midst of the debate

and be called away or someone (a la Nancy Reagan) can interrupt the proceedings with a birthday cake. Repugs have tried distractions before. In fact their whole party is a distraction while a social class they front for loot and pillage the whole world.

[curious one]

6. She is 7 months pregnant and going into the labor. Can't debate.

[Kablooie]

7. Maybe she'll de-bate and switch.

[Dumak]

8. Meh...Wireless earphone to the rescue:

http://www.spyzone.com/ccp0-prodshow/ScrambledRadios-earspyx6.html

Everyone will be so amazed at how coherent she has suddenly become.

[intaglio]

9. Tactics for Sarah Palin

She could do the "Ditzy Mom" act and forget that the debate is on because she had to pick up her kids from hockey practise

Come on stage dressed in a swim suit and sash and flutter her eyelids a lot

Get a high perm, dye her hair blue and heep calling Joe Biden "Homer"

Say she is going to answer all questions in Aleut

Answer all questions in "Tongues"

Be raptured

any other suggestions???

[lamp_shade]

10. She'll be gone by October 1st.

Joe might as well schedule something else for the night of October 2nd. Maybe he should just go home for a couple of days and rest and have dinner with the family.