Letterman's Top Ten List 9-26-08:

[Dinger]

Top 10 Surprises in Presidential Debate debate




10. Jim Lehrer began proceedings with,”Which one of you morons wants to go first?”
9. mccain answered every question by cupping his ear and saying,”How’s that?”
8. Opened with closing statements, closed with opening statements
7. mccain said he had more fun at the Lincoln-Douglas Debates
6. Everybody was talking about the new “Late Show Fun Facts” book available
at the bookstores everywhere
5. mccain pledged to fill entire cabinet with sassy unqualified hockey moms
4. Obama said he’ll be on next season’s “Dancing With The Stars”--This Guy
will do anything
3. Both had uncomfortable restroom stories involving senator larry craig
2. They picked some guy out of the audience from New Jersey to read a top ten list
1. The winner--Tina Fey!